Got u these candles, my baby, my belle
I unironically do this. Reduce, reuse, recycle bitch.
Then you wouldn’t be buying processed grease sealed in pseudo-wax in the first place.
Stop enjoying things!!!
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I’d give her the cheese instead.

Who wouldn’t be fascinated by a piece of cheese?
Where do you think all the cheese is going?
Spouse confirms: works every time!
What’s the grape for?
To tell if it’s a big or small banana
How do I know if it’s a big or small grape?
Banana for scale
I need an elephant for scale though :(
its in the room but nobody seems to wanna address it.
Oops, the elephant ate the banana
https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/banana-peeling-elephant-1.6809511
That’s what you get when you monkey around.
Nice username 😄
For eatin.
What are the red things in the top photos?
Babybel cheese wax.

No it isn’t.
It’s babybel wax.
I think they’re cheese waxes like from Laughing Cow. They’re saying “melt down old cheese waxes to make romantic red tea-light candles for your Valentine.”
Edit to add, “you may fascinate a woman with a piece of cheese.” So bring some more Babybels to eat in the Jacuzzi by candlelight.
You joke, but these guys loved it so much they made an après-ski song about it.
Red candles wax is hotter. It’s one of those weird universal thing…not like if you made a super cool wax then found a cool burning red tint/dye sure you could make one. But any candle you buy off the shelf red wax is hotter. Good luck unlearning this.
w40k ork magic i see
My wife (who used birthday candles at one point): “And?”
Do I put the wax on my peepee?
Only if you include the little thin strip of paper for her to unwrap it.
I remember doing that as a kid, the wax makes fine candles.















