As I’m eating pizza. Bold Lemmy. Bold.
Oh my fucking god.
… I could really go for some pizza.
God just look at how that melting cheese is just dripping, pouting to be in my mouth.
I also have a high burrito
Ah fuck the cheese burned my balls why did you do this?! Shit!
i have a very high
libidoalbedo.FTFY
i have a very high
libidoalbedoasiago.FTFYFTFY
cheesy.
What a great thing to see right when I woke up
Oh no, you are now woke ):
I too have a very high libido combined with erectile dysfunction.
Bro you can’t post this I am trying to lose weight and stop sucking on random balls.
Sucking on balls is a low calorie activity
For you, maybe.
I find it’s easier to pick one.
One ball?
And gain weight*
What if the other one gets jealous?
You just keep switching. Savor one at a time.
Absolute non stop gooner behavior out of you.
this is unironically how i feel 24/7
Go get some dick then lady
i do but i’m a stream of consciousness shitposter
stream of self consciousness lol
I’m here for it /s
Who isn’t down to provide balls for pepperoni pizza slices. This is like, peak life.
You should send this to him
took this as inspiration to send and he said “we can do that!” 🫡
Nice. Fellow Linux user.
“I’m sorry. This will happen again.”
Oh I just checked your profile. You’re that horny-ass gremlin horny posting non-stop. Not that I mind but I just thought it was multiple people lmao.
Finally someone who understund the “shitpost” assignment
I just want pizza and a bad dragon other people have feelings which I don’t want to deal with.
What if you slap your balls on my face and then I just leave afterwards?
Is this one of them rhetorical questions?
Bad dragon is a shocking pull, but, nice.
Pulling is usually not the shocking part about bad dragons
Phenomenal response
Depends on the model.
But what about pizza and bad dragon WITH someone? I haven’t spent thousands on my collection just to use them alone!
Pizza has feelings too ya know
Wandering Bard > Bad Dragon
I love learning about new companies. That’s two in one week. Wow!
I can confirm pizza and a bad dragon makes for an excellent evening
If you want an interesting evening try bad dragons and Taco Bell.
You are a treasure, please never change SMCF <3
