As I’m eating pizza. Bold Lemmy. Bold.
Oh my fucking god.
… I could really go for some pizza.
God just look at how that melting cheese is just dripping, pouting to be in my mouth.
I also have a high burrito
Ah fuck the cheese burned my balls why did you do this?! Shit!
i have a very high
libidoalbedo.FTFY
i have a very high
libidoalbedoasiago.FTFYFTFY
cheesy.
What a great thing to see right when I woke up
Oh no, you are now woke ):
I too have a very high libido combined with erectile dysfunction.
Bro you can’t post this I am trying to lose weight and stop sucking on random balls.
Sucking on balls is a low calorie activity
For you, maybe.
I find it’s easier to pick one.
One ball?
And gain weight*
What if the other one gets jealous?
You just keep switching. Savor one at a time.
Absolute non stop gooner behavior out of you.
this is unironically how i feel 24/7
Go get some dick then lady
i do but i’m a stream of consciousness shitposter
stream of self consciousness lol
I’m here for it /s
“I’m sorry. This will happen again.”
You should send this to him
took this as inspiration to send and he said “we can do that!” 🫡
Nice. Fellow Linux user.
Who isn’t down to provide balls for pepperoni pizza slices. This is like, peak life.
Oh I just checked your profile. You’re that horny-ass gremlin horny posting non-stop. Not that I mind but I just thought it was multiple people lmao.
Finally someone who understund the “shitpost” assignment
I just want pizza and a bad dragon other people have feelings which I don’t want to deal with.
What if you slap your balls on my face and then I just leave afterwards?
Is this one of them rhetorical questions?
Bad dragon is a shocking pull, but, nice.
Pulling is usually not the shocking part about bad dragons
Phenomenal response
Depends on the model.
But what about pizza and bad dragon WITH someone? I haven’t spent thousands on my collection just to use them alone!
Pizza has feelings too ya know
Wandering Bard > Bad Dragon
I love learning about new companies. That’s two in one week. Wow!
I can confirm pizza and a bad dragon makes for an excellent evening
If you want an interesting evening try bad dragons and Taco Bell.
You are a treasure, please never change SMCF <3
