(probably)
Pro tip (no pun intended): use a wet q-tip to clean your ear first, then a dry one. Pure euphoria.
Ok, but hear me out. Head on their thighs while they clean your ears:
throw in a dommy with a sounding rod and we have a deal.
Do not look up what a sounding rod is
too late
wait until you find out how the tuning fork is used.
That’s a new one for me
Hello~
Please delete this
The little girl in the backseat condescendingly staring has grown up huh
Oh hey, it’s live action Beavis
I don’t want anyone to “eat my ass”, I never have, and I never will. Some things you just know you won’t like.
I used to think that too. I was wrong.
that’s a normal response. but…have you considered finding someone like this?
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I miss her
This is way too good to be hidden away
LMAO
I don’t want anyone to “eat my ass”, I never have, and I never will. Some things you just know you won’t like.
That’s what I said about boofing morphine.
Always be open to trying new things!
Yeah I tried it once after a (ex) partner talked me into it. It’s… unique, but I didn’t hate it.
I didn’t hate it but I didn’t like it either. It does nothing for me 😞
That’s the way I feel about having my balls played with.
Spotted the boomer MAGA
Listen I’m more of a freak than a lot of y’all, and I’m a millennial syndicalist, but ass eating just sounds uncomfortable to me. Like if some lady I’m with wants to do it I’m ok to try, but I don’t have an interest in doing so myself, and generally just going down on each other’s fronts sounds better.
Not nearly as freaky as you claim if you ain’t eating ass. That’s like minimum kink
Edit: that’s fine too but don’t act like those of us that enjoy are weird
This is the weak version. The real good shit is the scoops you need a camera or a doctor for
I dont like the qtip in ear feeling. I much prefer the small plastic ear spoons you can buy at cvs
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Yes those are fantastic.
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