Ah the classics never get old.
Is shoenice dead yet? Dude’s body needs to be studied after he does.
Had a meeting with a new guy on my team and the PM asked him to get on camera. When he does you can see he’s sitting in bed shirtless even though he tried to keep it to just his face. I was like WTF I later found out he’s a paraplegic and I felt bad for him.
Baywatch me eat this food off the floor.
Anyone who hasn’t drunkenly eaten a burger off the floor raise their hands I fucking dare you.
Why would you fucking call me out like that SMCF! I thought you were cool :c
🙌 what it is, ho, what it do
Samesies! I’m fully sober when I do shit like that, so that I can regret it extra hard.
💪 Kebab is better that burger!
I also don’t drink much but if I did, I would eat something better of the floor.
Dad getting a divorce just rented an apartment.
Is that alec Baldwin?
That is The Hoff!
I was thinking it was a coked out Charlie sheen
