[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

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      Except I’m not. I don’t complain about two posts in different communities. Three strikes and you’re out.

      So idk why you can’t see them and I already blocked the fucker, but I can bet my left testicle and two bitcoin that there were more than two.

      Edit I know you wouldn’t believe me anyway nor respect a bet so here, I did unblock him and look at that. FOUR not two.

      Now I’m gonna sit here and wait for the “oh sorry, I was wrong” which your ego will never let you even think.

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        four

        So… The number the author said, then?

        I suspect when the dude said ‘two’ it was an estimate, and not quite a professional assessment.

        Hey, man. I hate spam too. And I get a LOT of duplicate stores in my feed. And I hate them all. I’m glad you’re here, because you’re going a little manic and now I hate this French dude less. You’ve done a great service and I’m grateful.

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          I suspect when the dude said ‘two’ it was an estimate

          What the fuck arr you smoking?

          Non-OP claimed OP posted twice. And how in the fuck would anyone estimate four into two? Like have you ever had a single maths lesson? :Ddddd secondly OP admitted he posted fourt times.

          Oh no, is writing two paragraphs “going manic”? Is that your professional opinio? That using forums to send messages is a sign of mania? So then, I have multiple people responding to me. This one guy literally in every thread I’m in, and he’s DM’ing me. I don’t see you calling him manic?

          So the basic “hop on the bandwagon” for you as well. You guys are just too scared to disagree with people when you actually have reason for it.

          And that’s exactly why the world sucks. Because of cowards like that who are afraid of saying what they think because the dumb mases won’t agree and will call them names.

          I’ve grew out of that (both sides) decades ago.

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          You must have something blocked or your instance doesn’t federate. I see four . On lemmy, you can never be sure about post count because instances do weird shit.

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          Oh so instead of you not seeing the whole of Fediverse, I opened up photoshop and made up those screens?

          You are fucking pathetic man. Just say “I was wrong, sorry.” but no, you’re not man enough. Or you think if you said that it would hurt your manhood somehow.

          Too bad, you’re just wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong. And you know it just like I do, but you can’t accept it.

          Or do you think I went through the trouble of photoshopping a realistic photo of a screen after idk writing a local page that I make look exactly like Lemmy? Lol bro, I’m not as pathetic as you and I can actually admit when I make mistakes. You can’t. ;<<<<

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            I have absolutely nothing to say “I was wrong” about, I showed you their exact profile where they had only made 2 posts. They only had 3 posts in the last day and only 2 of them were the image in this post, one of them being this post.

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              So you believe the only option to you seeing two of his posts if for me to have made up those images in order to defend my “lies” about the poster?

              For what fucking motivation?

              You are wrong. You called me a liar. I’m not. I never lie. I’m a major dick to people, but I’m not a liar.

              I did day “perhaps you can’t see them” but instead of accepting that and admitting there are more posts, you just continue your tantrum because your dick is too small to say “I was wrong” even on a pseudonymous online forum.

              So you’re saying I made that photograph, instead of just taking it?

              You’re pathetic.

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          No you mean “correct, I will never be able to admit to my mistakes”, because that was my assertion, and you proved it by showing you literally can’t.

          So you’re saying this is some photo I completely fabricated, but your screenshits are 100% totally verified truth?

          And you wonder why I laugh at your egos? :Ddd

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              Nope, an excellent one. I do detect that is a reference to some comments I made a few days ago. So to let everyone know, you’re reading up on everything on my profile and you approached me in DM’s, where you suddenly went quiet as if a girl/boy you liked had entered the room.

              And you think this makes me look like the lose in this interaction? Guess you really don’t know why I’m laughing at you.

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                Oh I have to cook supper. Is that okay? Or should I be breathlessly waiting for your next reply?

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                  Excuse me what?

                  You DM me things like “such a loser response” when I ask why you’re contacting me?

                  Have you taken your meds for today or should I contact your mom?

                  You’ve literally nothing to say except try your pathetic pre-school insults. Did it hurt you when mister said a mean thing? Awww… :<<<

                  Well, take comfort in these words of wisdom:

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                Hey buds you really shouldn’t say shit like that when I have the receipts. Nice Aphobic comments btw.

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                  Excuse me what?

                  You DM me things like “such a loser response” when I ask why you’re contacting me?

                  Have you taken your meds for today or should I contact your mom?

                  You’ve literally nothing to say except try your pathetic pre-school insults. Did it hurt you when mister said a mean thing? Awww… :<<<

                  Well, take comfort in these words of wisdom:

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                    I don’t care if you go away mad. You should just go away. Insent the original message to point out how touchy you are. Seems like you would benefit from my first comment here.