Of course her name is Cundy
That doesn’t make any sense. Tightness comes from the strength of the muscles. Anyone can do kegels, why the fuck did she get surgery? Did she just make it harder to get in? I have so many questions, and I do NOT want a SINGLE answer.
Yeah I dated a girl once and knew she was getting close because she would stop being able to focus and the feel would change completely.
It was hot as fuck, felt like she was actually melting.
What’s that squeaking?
It’s a bird!
It’s a rocking chair!
No, it’s…
*bah BAbah BABAAAAAH*
Gender affirming care for cis people seems to be accepted way more easily.
Gender affirming care for ultra-rich.
Fixed that for you.
Hahahahahaja
No, no, this isn’t “accepted”, she has money.
I mean, it accepted in the sense that entire governments aren’t trying to forbid her from using public bathrooms over it.
That’s because she has money.
Nope.
You’re missing some key social dynamics in your assessment.
If only people could be taught shame so the rest of us didn’t have to hear them bragging about being a human fleshlight.
No one should be humiliated for enjoying sex, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Who’s humiliated? Do whatever you want and enjoy it as long as everyone involved wants to be, but keep the details to your fucking self ffs. Publicly celebrating this shit is absurd.
You’re saying they should have shame, which goes hand in hand with humiliation. I completely disagree that people should be shamed for having sex and forced to hide the fact they enjoy it. Such a ridiculous take.
I’m saying they should be ashamed of their massive fucking ego. No one should be ashamed for having sex, but narcissism is not healthy either, and I think it’s perfectly fair to not want to be subjected to unsolicited information about everyone’s genitalia. Have some goddamned self-respect.
Yeah, calling them a human fleshlight is clearly the superior move.
Who’s trying to be superior?
I’m honestly not even sure what you’re arguing with me about. I’d simply prefer we not all reduce ourselves to animals and sex objects like the idiot we’re talking about.
I guess you don’t understand thinly veiled sarcasm.
I’m trying to say that however idiotic you think it is that an elderly lady is pleased about having the best sex of her life, your take is much worse.
I don’t remember ordering this vagina with sausage!
Incidentally you squeak when you talk too so you both squeak the talk and squeak the walk.
And they say journalism is dead
Ok I didn’t know this lady even existed, and I don’t know if I want to search what makes her renowned other than her surgery
She’s a British TV “personality” and former WAG
So yeah, nowt flash
Wag?
White ass girl?
Wives and Girlfriends - It just means women who date footballers
Ah like that character in Ted Lasso
just read the title, she put a squeaker in the vagina
Does it make her vag go “whoo whoo!”?
I want a vagina that plays the DuckTales theme song
I want a vagina that plays the intro to Toto’s Africa when i spready my legs.
hopefully medical science figures it out. meanwhile, how hard would be to make wireless earbuds into piercings so your vagina can have music. Subwoofer buttplug recommended
Drop the bass
at 6 in the morning
Why did that just make my brain start playing Diamonds and Guns
Elizabeth Jane Cundy (née Miller; born 2 May 1968) is an English socialite, TV personality and former wife of footballer Jason Cundy.
Here, watch as I did and hear the horror: https://youtu.be/IiyKh1d_U7o
Dick guillotine
Attorney at cock law.
Cock law in this country isn’t governed by reason
Vagina dentata
I didn’t know you could actually reupholster a pussy
So what’d she do with the old one? Asking for a friend.
