Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Found violet’s alt account
She’s on meth.
Yeah but like is it just the ADHD kind?
Nah, you need an inexcusable amount of Ys: at least 5. There are ace ladies hitting 3 Ys.
My experience:
Hey: Hello
Heyy: 'Sup
Heyyy: Got any plans?
Heyyyy: Let’s fuck
Heyyyyy: We need to talk
Heyyyyyy+: I’m drunk
He, how are ou?
How art thou fine fellow?
No. Leave it to me. I will laugh at it myself.
When I don’t want to talk to someone, I front load it with a bunch of H’s instead.
hhhhhey…
Ugh your breath stinks
Laughing so fucking hard at this 😭
Have you ever thought about what that would sound like irl?
Like Michael Cera trying to get the attention of two people mid-argument
Ike you don’t want to talk to them.
ASMR texting?
I wish it were that easy to tell.
It really is that simple. The more Ys the more down.
Hei, how are u?
Ni haoooo
It really is that simple. The fewer Ys the more up she is for it.
Yey, yoy yar yyyyyyuu?
In gay culture, this is called Texting Like A Bottom.
Hayyy, you got something on your face…
But who’s? WHOOOOOSSSE??
He wants one of their own now, along with HRT.
bob?? bob belcher??? robert middle name belcher???
You’re terrible, you’re ALL terrible.
