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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago

Why don't they just take the alt route?

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Why don't they just take the alt route?

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𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago
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    Now I’ll never unsee the anal poker

  • quantumcrop@lemmy.today
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    And the island in the middle will be called the devils threeway.

    • VolumetricShitCompressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Or the Hormuzzy

      • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldOP
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        HormUwUz

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    Lmao did you just cut Abu Dhabi and the rest of UAE away to make the joke

    • Noodle07@lemmy.world
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      13 hours ago

      Took a few bombs but it worked

      • LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works
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        Operation Plowshare let’s goooooo

    • Photonic@lemmy.world
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      I think he just did

  • negativenull@piefed.world
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    The Gay of Hormuz is straighter than the Strait of Hormuz

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      Its straight to be gay.

      • Affine Connection@lemmy.world
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        *It’s

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        It’s also Hip to be square! or at least it used to be 🤷🏻

        • lime!@feddit.nu
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          you know what else is hip?

          • lad@programming.dev
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            A leg is?

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆@lemmy.worldOP
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      Ironic, ain’t it?

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Don’t you think? A little toooo ironic? Yeah I really do think.

    • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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      Just like their leader.

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    They’re a bunch of Hormuzphobes.

  • Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world
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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stad_Ship_Tunnel

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    It’s woke.

    • Tja@programming.dev
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      And haram!

  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    It’s dry.

    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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      Sailors on the Gay of Hormuz always bring lube.

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    crooked of hormuz.

  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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    Those names should be switched. The little island looks like a butt plug going into a spread butthole…in the straight of Hormuz

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      Straight men have prostates too

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    Their boats are too wet to go that way

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    Oh! I know this one! They’re stupid?

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Correct!

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    And with that one simple move, you removed whatever little stability was left in the region

    Congratulations, you’re now responsible for the roughly Middle East shaped radioactive hole in the globe.

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      Neat!

      camera flash

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    Nah, that’s the Fake of Hormuz

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      No that’s the Alternative of Hormuz

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