Now I’ll never unsee the anal poker
And the island in the middle will be called the devils threeway.
Or the Hormuzzy
HormUwUz
Lmao did you just cut Abu Dhabi and the rest of UAE away to make the joke
Took a few bombs but it worked
Operation Plowshare let’s goooooo
I think he just did
The Gay of Hormuz is straighter than the Strait of Hormuz
Its straight to be gay.
*It’s
It’s also Hip to be square! or at least it used to be 🤷🏻
A leg is?
Ironic, ain’t it?
Don’t you think? A little toooo ironic? Yeah I really do think.
Just like their leader.
They’re a bunch of Hormuzphobes.
It’s woke.
And haram!
It’s dry.
Sailors on the Gay of Hormuz always bring lube.
crooked of hormuz.
Those names should be switched. The little island looks like a butt plug going into a spread butthole…in the straight of Hormuz
Straight men have prostates too
Their boats are too wet to go that way
Oh! I know this one! They’re stupid?
Correct!
And with that one simple move, you removed whatever little stability was left in the region
Congratulations, you’re now responsible for the roughly Middle East shaped radioactive hole in the globe.
Neat!
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Nah, that’s the Fake of Hormuz
No that’s the Alternative of Hormuz














