Don’t forget to oveclock it so you get more performance
Wrong community. This is for c/selfhosting.
DON’T BRICK THE DEVICE!!!
“How’s the driver of the electrodes’ GPIO, Doc?”
“Probably won’t fit in flash with the kernel and Apache. But I could rewire the electrodes to UART instead, that seems more practical than interfacing with that weird pulse generator.”
Easy to retrieve and reuse once done

The year is 2027. Police bust your door down and cuff you. Your pacemaker took part in a ddos attack on the gov servers
It also doesn’t have age verification and the patient lives in California.
and it’s running a bleeding edge build of systemd and thus currently under attack by social media trolls.
i get the joke but the pacemaker’s mostly just a battery. it doesn’t have much more radio than the magnetic/wireless charger your phone uses. very, very short range, no wifi at all. it’s the other implants that the pace powers you have to worry about.
Does it run Doom?
If it does, you should probably go to the E.R.
There’s going to be a Skyrim release in about a week. The patient will wake up in the back of a creaking wagon.
Yes, but the heartbeat will be synced to the gameplay.
And when you die, you really die.
Not if you hack the matrix









