🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon makes some changessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square78fedilinkarrow-up1520
arrow-up1520imageAnon makes some changessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square78fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up87·1 month agoYou don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up47·1 month agoIf you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise
minus-squaregurty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·1 month agoInterviewer: So, you have an impressive resume… Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoTwist: interviewer is Sharon Stone
minus-squareshynoise@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 month agoScream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone
You don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise
Interviewer: So, you have an impressive resume…
Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
UH OH SPAGHETTIOS
Speaking from experience
Twist: interviewer is Sharon Stone
Scream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone