🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 24 hours agoAnon makes some changessh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1479
arrow-up1479imageAnon makes some changessh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 24 hours agomessage-square76fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81·23 hours agoYou don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
minus-squaregurty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·19 hours agoInterviewer: So, you have an impressive resume… Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
minus-squarexkbx@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up45·23 hours agoIf you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise
minus-squareryannathans@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·21 hours agoSpeaking from experience
minus-squareMouselemming@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·22 hours agoTwist: interviewer is Sharon Stone
minus-squareshynoise@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 hours agoScream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone
You don’t want to do a job interview while being backed up with five days of semen you’ll come in your pants if the interviewer says something nice.
Interviewer: So, you have an impressive resume…
Interviewee: OH NO… TRAIN IS LEAVING THE STATION
UH OH SPAGHETTIOS
If you wear a chastity belt it makes a bullet ricochet noise
Speaking from experience
Twist: interviewer is Sharon Stone
Scream: interviewer is no Sharon Stone