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I feel personally attacked
I always say “flock of cows” to bait someone into saying “herd of cows” so that I can say “of course I’ve heard of cows!” Watching their faces is priceless.
I do this from time to time but with bison. I will casually slip “flock of bison” into a conversation hoping someone corrects me to “herd of bison”. So I can say. “No I hadn’t heard about your bi son. You must be so proud.”
I use school of deer when spotting deer and things like herd, pod or flock of fish while fishing.
I think I’m about 90% dad here.
With four children, I think it still means I have to parent them all.
Nothing about a lot of grocery bags and exactly one walk?
When my kids were little, I joked about getting the “special saw” for their injuries. Looking back now, that’s pretty terrifying but at the time, … Same.
well, I’m 55, so the 20 of them, and some I still says once a week :)
All but two.
I refuse to use any of these.
Instead I like to come up with my own new ones.Like when someone comes back in right away after forgetting something.
I’m like: “Finally! Do you know how worried I’ve been?”Considering how much I love dad jokes, puns, and combinations thereof, I’m SHOCKED that I only scored 1/20! And I only point out horses SOMETIMES, depending on the situation.
Dogs, though? I’ll interrupt whatever you’re saying or doing to point it out no matter what.
Unlike horses, dogs are precious treasures that people NEED to be made aware of immediately, do they may coo and melt!
… What is a dog of not a worse horse?
Obligatory link because he’s a great poet and I’m sure this was just contextual and not his true feeling about dogs.
Unlike my vision, I’m 20/20.
Ouch… 18/20
Edit: They forgot the mandatory clicking of the tongs after picking them up.
And don’t forget the requirement to pull the button two to three times immediately after picking up a power drill.
I have the other 2. Combined we can make a whole dad
cool, now you only have to decide who enters who
They forgot the mandatory clicking of the tongs after picking them up.
That’s because that’s an everyone thing, not just dads. I have done this since I old enough to hold them.
I WOULD do it, but my tongs are silicone-coated (for air fryer removal)
I thought about this recently and it does make sense. You’ve gotta test the spring so you can use the right amount of force
The last one requires you to pat the load three times or the magic doesn’t work.
Alternatively, you can pull back and snap the strap/cord.
Fuck, I only pat it twice.
Me, in the middle of tying my shibari bottom: “That’s not going anywhere.”
Only 7. I feel like I’m letting my children down.
Don’t forget the mandatory testing of the drill in the air.
Zing zing!
And clacking the tongs!
