“Guys will see a ninja turtle themed pizza cutter set and say “hell yeah!”.”
And I’ll add “yeah, no shit”
Cowabunga Dude!
not at all I don’t get it

Can I get some more pixels? At least enough to make the text legible?
I have no idea where to find a better version, but squinted it out:
April:OOH, MY HEAD! WHERE AM I? NOW I REMEMBER, THOSE TURTLES…
Splinter: SOME HOT TEA?
April: WHA? A GIANT RAT?
Splinter: CALM YOURSELF. YOU ARE SAFE!
April: BUT WHO? WHAT?
Raphael: PIZZA TIME! I’VE GOT SOME PEPPERONI AN’ ICE CREAM, JELLY BEAN AN’ MUSHROOM, AN’ MY FAVORITE, ANCHOVIES AN’ PEANUT BUTTER!
April: THIS IS SERIOUSLY GROSSING ME OUT! I START OFF TO DO A STORY ABOUT SOME HIGH TECH ROBBERIES AND I END UP TALKING TO A BUNCH OF TURTLES AND THEIR PET RAT!!! WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
Splinter: PERHAPS I CAN BEST EXPLAIN!
hear me out, I think the anchovies and pb one could be edible. Not good, certainly not desirable, but edible.
Legit thought hell yeah before even reading the text.
Motherfuckers got my number.
Poor Donatello gets the useless one
Initially, I thought it’d be the best, but when I really think of how it’d be to use, I think you might be right. But it’s definitely not as useless as Mikey’s. That thing would take years of practice, but would be the most badass to see in use, by far.
He’ll yeha!


Hell yeah!
Hell no. Useless for real pizza.
Okay, but you’re going to feel pretty stupid when you have no way to defend yourself against the Foot Clan.
Looks impossible to wash.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.
People will see this and just think “Cowabunga”
Is this because the TMNTs liked pizza or, just because?
Yes
Also I love pizza. Also I love the Ninja Turtles. It’s like some kind of poetry? I need to check Etsy.
Do you happen to also love DIY?
Lidl, or rather Parkside have released power tool pizza cutters
Thought as much
Is the metal circle meant to represent pizza?
They’re pizza cutters. Not sure if you’ve seen them before, but they’re metal disks with a sharp(ish) edge that spin freely. You use it by pressing it into the pizza then pushing forward so the disk rotates and cuts through the pizza. Not as easy or precise as using, say, a mezzaluna, but much more compact and easy to fit in a drawer. This is what a more typical design looks like:

It’s a pizza cutter/slicer!!
‘pizza time’! (sample from… The arcade I think?)
Don’s is the worst though.








