Drinking tit milk from a cow is BESTIALITY. That’s why I only drink human milk. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
- DJT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
Milk! Fuck yeah!!
Pfft, walmart.
Too base
Farmers, allegedly, have no way of ensuring that cow faeces does not enter the product at the milking stage and if the general public were to find out about it it could have an annihilating impact on the dairy market at large. Fortunately, I have not detected this issue in any way with this particular bottle. 5 stars.
Pasteurization
Used this milk instead of quark and my cheese cake was terrible 0/5
We noticed you’re interested in milk. Can we also interest you in other milk?
4/5 While I enjoyed this succulent excretion of bovine breasts, it did not bring the same joy from my youth of suckling from the source.
1 star. It’s not vegan.
You know when you take that first spoonful of New England clam chowder and it’s like the universe whispers, “Slow down, buddy, you’re home now”? My family treated chowder like a sacred ritual…snowstorm outside, pot simmering inside, everyone pretending not to notice that my cousin Jimmy always stole the oyster crackers just to crush them up into fine cracker dust. And then use those as his own personal hacky sacks until the bags exploded.
You know when the steam fogs your glasses and suddenly you’re back in your grandparents’ kitchen, watching mammy stir the pot with the same wooden spoon that’s she’d had since before you were born? That spoon could have otherwise been a magic wand with the wonders she could prepare in that kitchen.
Sadly, mammy passed a few years back. Jimmy died a couple of days ago. OD’d on fentanyl; aspirated on a piece of potato from the chowder we had prepared together for lunch that day. He was looking pretty gaunt by then, and I thought cooking a big pot would bring back a little of the magic, like old times again.
Anyway, the rest of this gallon here still sits in my fridge. Aging day by day, slowly headed towards its expire date. Much like the rest of us. But maybe this review will be retained for some time long after. 5/5 - Rest well Jimmy, you’re home now. I miss you.
I don’t know what I just read but it was beautiful.
Goes great with Pepsi!
Even better without the pepsi, as all things are.
“And for you?”
“I’ll have a Coke”
“Is Pepsi ok?”
“No…NO!!! IT’S NOT OK!!! NOTHING IS OK!!! WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO MEEEEE???”
runs out of the resteraunt sobbing
“…I don’t think that was about the Pepsi…”
That is a more than reasonable reaction to being offered pepsi in place of anything.
Narrator: It was about the Pepsi.
I am still too this day shocked that I enjoy it soo much
Tried it once. It makes me upset
Not cowgirl breast milk, very disappointing
Where may I purchase cowgirl breast milk? Is it free range?
I understand why my dad never came back. 5 out of 5.
I also understand why your dad never came back. 5.1 out of 5
Can we get a bigger image of the milk? I can’t masturbate to this low quality milk.
Not with that attitude, buster
0/10 didn’t even get to taste it.
You can lick it up.
This image makes me cry…
Don’t cry over spilled milk.
Competition is the catalyst of innovation. Keep going, and you can make better-quality milk to sell.
My MILK brings all the MILK to the yard, damn right, its better than MILK
5/5 tastes like cow jizz
