• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    1·
    3 minutes ago

    The trick is to be able to have flagship level anc, waterproof, Bluetooth earbuds, that have great sound, are comfortable, and have good controls, and perhaps have selective passthrough, all in realtime, that are also durable, good battery life, look good, and have repairability, all while not impacting the shower process and motions.

    Like… These things are all basically the holy grail.

    Edit: bonus points for being able to also wash your ears magically somehow.

    Edit 2: or just make a silent shower with very good acoustic properties.

  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
    7·
    2 hours ago

    It does not even look good. It looks like a toy and if you managed to swallow it whole it would likely come out of you looking the same.

    Really how is that thing someones version of greatness?

  • Leviathan@lemmy.world
    2·
    1 hour ago

    Jesus, i really didn’t get any of what this was trying to say. Showering with headphones is perfection? A burger is perfection? This burger is perfection?

    • Nangijala@feddit.dk
      1·
      4 minutes ago

      It also sounds weirdo to me. How would someone was their hair with headphones on? Unless, by headphones, they actually mean ear buds. Then again, I would be afraid of getting electrocuted or some shit. Even if they were supposedly waterproof.

      And burgers are shit food on the best of days anyway. They are what you eat when everything else is closed and you forgot to buy groceries.

  • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
    10·
    4 hours ago

    Instead of a burger it should be a pic of a goth girl with big titties and her feet and toes with black nail polish.

    • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      1·
      1 hour ago

      I mean I just have a shelf high up in the shower that I put my phone on and play music out of the speaker. The acoustics are great in the shower, why would you want earbuds?

      • cheers_queers@lemmy.zip
        1·
        12 minutes ago

        not op but if you want decent ones, skullcandy push active. i have had a couple pairs make it thru a washer/dryer cycle (inside their case) and they dont quit lol. other comments mentioned touch controls being a problem in the mist, these ones only have physical buttons so no issue there

      • DanVctr@sh.itjust.works
        1·
        1 hour ago

        Not OP, but I’ve been wearing any of the IP68 Sony earbuds in the shower for many years. Currently WF-1000XM5 for at home and a pair of the LinkBud S for on-the-go. They fritz a bit sometimes if the mist from the shower hits just right but you can literally wipe them with your wet hand and it goes back to normal. I even put them away damp when I’m lazy…

      • xorollo@leminal.space
        1·
        4 hours ago

        Bose quiet comfort. I dont put my ears in the water when I do this. They have capacitive touch controls so they will start cycling through the different noise canceling modes if they get even a few drops of water.

        This works great in the bath, and fine in the shower if I’m not washing my hair.

        I used to have some beats that had a mechanical button and they did even better because the little bit of moisture wouldn’t start activating the mode swapping or volume changes.

  • Dagnet@lemmy.worldEnglish
    12·
    7 hours ago

    Boneconduction headphones. Can get real cheap ones from aliexpress, I use them for swimming every week

    • jmill@lemmy.zip
      1·
      3 hours ago

      Some of the cheap ones aren’t real bone conduction. After a fake pair I bought a pair of Shokz, wear them in the shower all the time, usually after getting them (and myself) sweaty.

      • Dagnet@lemmy.worldEnglish
        1·
        3 hours ago

        Well, I can hear mine just fine underwater so whether they are real or not never passed my mind

    • insomniac_lemon@lemmy.cafeEnglish
      3·
      7 hours ago

      Beware of poor fitment though. I got some cheap wired ones years ago (from Amazon), didn’t work so well because they had bad contact and no mechanism for adjustment. Kinda also needed a preamp, though if contact were perfect maybe that’d matter less.

      I also am not so sure I’d trust them to be waterproof, and anything that is would likely have a heftier pricetag. That, and I’m pretty tired of everything having batteries.

    • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
      16·
      9 hours ago

      It’s hard to melt the cheese when the patty is so thin that a 3kmph wind for 8 seconds at 22C is sufficient airflow to cool it.

    • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works
      32·
      11 hours ago

      Also, seems to be missing the rest of the toppings. No way there’s any lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, bacon, or any combination of the above, on there.

      • dogdeanafternoon@lemmy.ca
        9·
        9 hours ago

        There is most likely chopped onions, pickles, ketchup and mustard. I’m 99% sure it’s a double cheeseburger from McDonald’s.

          • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world
            3·
            3 hours ago

            Wait ketchup is a vegetable now? Fuck yes, that means I had so many vegetables on my french fries the other day! I like vegetables on hot dogs, burgers, they’re great spread over a meatloaf, as a kid I would even put vegetables on my baked beans (I still do it sometimes as an adult). Can’t forget about special sauce/1k island: mix together some mayo, mustard, a little relish, some vegetables. Mmm mmm, living healthy never tasted so good!

          • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
            2·
            4 hours ago

            I like green peppers so that’s something. I don’t think it’s because i’m American. I think it’s because i’m autistic.

    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      4·
      10 hours ago

      I’ve always found it funny that “horror show” and “хорошо” sound the same but mean completely opposite things 🤭

      • voidsignal@lemmy.world
        6·
        10 hours ago

        yeah… I don’t even understand the post. They say that being able to shower with a headphone (wtf) would be as perfect has this shit show of a burger? These people are sick.

  • hOrni@lemmy.world
    27·
    11 hours ago

    The fuck do You need shower headphones for? Put a bluetooth speaker on the sink like a normal person. It doesn’t even need to be waterproof.

    • AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      1·
      3 hours ago

      Doesn’t even need to be a Bluetooth speaker. If you turn the volume up enough you can use the wired speakers on your stereo system or home theatre system

      • Janx@piefed.socialEnglish
        5·
        3 hours ago

        Yay. If you don’t count your time making it, you’ll save $10 and have slightly louder, shitty, distorted mono sound…