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Panel 1: [Coworker in a red tie with dark hair leans into the cubicle of IT who is busy on a computer, a key card or ID hangs around his neck]
Coworker: I clicked an email link and it says I need training?
Panel 2: [IT stops working and looks irritated]
IT: Ah yes. The Training.
Panel 3: [IT sprays the coworker with a spray bottle]
FSHSSSH
FSHSSSH
FSHSSSH
IT: BAD! THAT WAS BAD!
Panel 4: [IT continues spraying the coworker, now crouching down hands raised defensively as the water is sprayed in his face. IT ha a look of glee on his face as another coworker walks by with a look of concern on her face, papers in hand.]
FSHSSSH
FSHSSSH
FSHSSSH
FSHSSSH
FSHSSSH
Coworker: HISSS!
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The next training module unlocks after three hisses
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my team actually does pretty good with the cyber security checks. the people running the have to meet a certain amount of metrics so they figured “hey if we send it from this one email, everyone is going to trust us!” … because that’s what they’re supposed to do… Which makes a terrible thing to do. because now they’re always going to be asking if this new email is another test.
(Bruh. if you want us to go to training, just ask.)