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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 hours ago

Anon pets a dog

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Anon pets a dog

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 11 hours ago
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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    Wolves can get rabies, that can be a factor for being more willing to socialize with people.

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      My dog is rabid. Got it.

      • prenatal_confusion@feddit.org
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        TIL: I definitely don’t have rabies.

  • SillyDude@lemmy.zip
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    This feel oddly real and heterosexual, I don’t like it

    • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu
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      Don’t worry, I’m pretty sure it’s fake (and gay)

      • Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, it was really a spaniel, and he didn’t ‘pat its back’ with his hand.

  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
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    An oldie but goldie.

    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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      Meanwhile cats just showed up, said that they live here now. 10,000 years later, cats run the internet and more or less still the same genetically for the past 10,000 years.

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        They kill rats.

        Keep the granaries uninfested.

        And roughly half of them also carry a parasite that rewires the brain/neurological DNA of humans via epigenetic manipulation.

        Also they can be adorable.

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  • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Wolf: “W…What the… brain overloads from getting pet like a good boy”

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      Wolf: I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me

      • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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        I wonder if those humans have any more of those delicious pastries

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    Ha ha, “looks like he’s going to call HR for inappropriate contact”

    For the record, there has never been a documented attack of a healthy wolf on a person in North America. Obviously if they get rabies or distemper or something all bets are off.

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Another element that could be at play here:

      He thought it was a dog.

      Dogs, because we domesticated them, have muscles around their eyes, that allow them to make eye/eyebrow expressions.

      Wolves do not have these. Because they’re the ones we did not domesticate for millenia.

      So, if he was expecting dog expressions… wolves literally cannot make the same facial expressions.

      They essentially always look like they have RBF, in comparison to a dog.

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      There have been documented healthy wolf attacks in North America. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wolf_attacks_in_North_America

      Some on the list are rabid, but the list also includes both captive and predative wolf attacks, including fatalities.

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      There’s also never been a documented case of a wolf contacting HR

      • Kanda@reddthat.com
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        That’s because HR will anonymise the contact data before publishing

      • Kimjongtooill@sh.itjust.works
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        There would be NDAs involved, so take that data with a grain of salt.

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        depends on how many furries are in your company

      • Arthur Besse@lemmy.ml
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        that may be true but you should consider that HR departments are notorious for failing to document complaints from members of socially-disadvantaged groups

  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The wolf his pack now calls Poptart

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    No, you made a wild wolf more dangerous as it has now received food after being near a human. That wolf will now approach more people to get food.

    Dog domestication took centuries to millenia. And the most dangerous predators are those that are descended from domestic or near domestic animals.

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      Both are true. Curious wolves approaching humans and getting/stealing food was very likely the first step in domestication.

      At the same time, it still holds true that it is dangerous

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        Yup, plus the friendlier ones were more likely to get fed, mean ones more likely to get killed, which resulted in more or less offspring like them. Do that for generations and voila, you’re now a French bulldog

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      Anon is beastmaster, creating danger wolves

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