Trees evolved 400 million years ago, and that should be enough time for them to have figured out if their faces are on their trunks or are made out of their leaves.
Earth millions of years ago: Damn. I got too many fallen trees. I should eradicate them.
Earth today: Damn. I got too many humans polluting me. I should eradicate them.
CEOs today: Yeah, the global tempatures are rising. Yeah it’s causing food shortages. Tell ya what. Lets build data centers and cause water shortages too!
Guys. I’m on Earth’s side. Eradicate the humans. We had our chance. See you guys in hell! Or Arizona. They’ll be the same tempature in 5 years.
Most humans are not the issue. The issue are the CEOs and the people in charge and a corrupt systems keeping them in power. They’re as much a threat to earth as they are to other human beings.
Trees evolved 400 million years ago, and that should be enough time for them to have figured out if their faces are on their trunks or are made out of their leaves.
Since when is it okay to just go around commenting on people’s faces and where they “should” and “shouldn’t” be!?
Yeah, some people suffer from debilitating facial-location deformaties, it’s no joking matter.
I know how they vote
400 million years ago.
Maybe it’s like an anime thing, where you can see their face through their “hair”.
Which one of them? There’s lot’s of also-trees, actually-trees and not-really-trees.
I read somewhere it was millions of years after trees evolved that anything evolved to decompose their bark.
So for millions of years the dead trees just stacked up.
And now we have oil. Glorious oil.
THANKS, DEAD TREES!
Earth millions of years ago: Damn. I got too many fallen trees. I should eradicate them.
Earth today: Damn. I got too many humans polluting me. I should eradicate them.
CEOs today: Yeah, the global tempatures are rising. Yeah it’s causing food shortages. Tell ya what. Lets build data centers and cause water shortages too!
Guys. I’m on Earth’s side. Eradicate the humans. We had our chance. See you guys in hell! Or Arizona. They’ll be the same tempature in 5 years.
Most humans are not the issue. The issue are the CEOs and the people in charge and a corrupt systems keeping them in power. They’re as much a threat to earth as they are to other human beings.
Millions of years of occasional massive fire storms
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