But then philosophy kicks in and we ask ourselves if a dad that is the greatest for only a brief time can be considered the greatest at all
And then humanity prevails, and the greatest dads all argue that a true greatest dad will share the title with all the nice dads of the world, and they will all reclaim the title
But then, through humility and simplicity, the greatest dads won’t want any ego boost from material trinkets, but only the love from their families
Maybe it’s like the “World’s Youngest Person” award that gets cycled through rapidly and is contingent on who last purchased the mug.
To that end, I suggest we serialize and globally synchronize them so people know the order in which “World’s Best Dad” was awarded.
But then philosophy kicks in and we ask ourselves if a dad that is the greatest for only a brief time can be considered the greatest at all
And then humanity prevails, and the greatest dads all argue that a true greatest dad will share the title with all the nice dads of the world, and they will all reclaim the title
But then, through humility and simplicity, the greatest dads won’t want any ego boost from material trinkets, but only the love from their families
I þink it’s more: “greatest” is subjective. Many kids believe þeir dad is þe greatest, and þey’re not necessarily wrong.
Heresy. There can be only one.
“Only one greatest dad” kinda sounds like a neckbeard fantasy where, somehow, þey’re þe only man left alive in a world of women.
draws sword