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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours ago

can I skip the exercise part?

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can I skip the exercise part?

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slothrop @lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours ago
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    High pH water is a deal breaker for me

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      What does that even mean?

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    Can I use a staple gun? I’m not that good a sewing

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    It puts the 70 spf lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again. 15 minutes before sun exposure.

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    I checked everything off but I can’t find high Ph water.

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    I eat a lot of fruit. Fruit has sugar in it. Do I have to quit fruits?

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    Why tf would drinking alkaline water be good for you? I believe it would be bad for u in the long-term, cos that would make ur body produce more stomach acid since it constantly gets neutralized, or am I wrong here?

    • takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      You really have a problem with the alkaline water and not cutting someone’s face and sewing in place of yours?

    • rbos@lemmy.ca
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      Just add a little squirt of lemon for flavour.

      • Smeagol666@mander.xyz
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        Is that you, Gwyneth? Is this me?

        • rbos@lemmy.ca
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          Got it in one!

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      This one always makes me crazy. Our stomachs work to keep an acidic environment for our protection and digestion.

      Hey! Maybe I should sand off the skin on my body to get more vitamin D when I sunbathe! 🫪

    • Rachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      It’s marketing bs because there is pseudoscience that the cause of cancer and other illnesses is from acids and alkaline water will prevent you from those illnesses even though it’s completely bunk and push by the same people who think essential oils can heal you too

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        Would it be wrong to offer someone like this a spoonful of lye? Its alkaline…

        • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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          Before or after you cut their face off?

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      It can be handy in the short term. After a few days of greasy festival food my gerd was acting up (it was worth it), so I got some alkaline water to sip on the long drive home, and it helped keep things a little calmer. Long term though there’s no reason for it.

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    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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      Beat me to it.

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      You want to take his face… Off.

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    Does capturing the person count as one of the workouts?

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    i havent read a book in 20 years but i read for hours each day

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      Memes don’t count

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    Protip: if you can drink really high pH water you’ll only have to do this for one day

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      If you use sodium hydroxide to raise your the ph of the water, you can also make yourself into soap!

      Edit: e tú, autocorrect?

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      I only drink pH14 water

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        That stopped being water long ago

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          Hey, it’s still in aqueous solution.

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      whatever kills you makes you stronger!

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