2 pairs of scissors
A square of scissors
Scissor Sisters
Pair of pairs of scissors.
A scisoring
Scissi
Scisodes.
The correct name for a group of scissors is a circumcision. That is a circumcision of scissors.
You are welcome.
Just a couple about to be scissoring.
Two pairs.
Exactly like playing cards
A quartet
A square of scissors
spoiler

NSFW

I’m not a meme guy. I’ve never posted nor stolen a meme. I’m tempted to make this my first.
Ummmm… Is that duck whacking it?
That would require a circular motion.
It is an anthropomorphic duck, it has also a human penis
Cuz the corkscrew penis?
Two pairs of scissors
Also a pair of a pair of scissors.
That would just be one pair of scissors while this is clearly two pairs of scissors
I see three pairs of a kind, I win.

☝️You, probably
scissorses

One time my grandmother gave me two pears. She said, “Here’s your two pears”. I said, “This is just one pair” and we went back forth a bit before she got it.
four candles please
Good on you for pushing the issue.
A lesbian couple.
Scissor me timbers
I’ve adopted the phrase “lip reading” to replace “scissoring.”
A queer of scissors
Seen many threads of people arguing over this, except for two pairs of pants. And it’s just mind boggling how people can’t figure out that it’s “two pairs”.















