Bro stopped using his brain and a little brain work started squatting. Instead of getting kicked out he just asks the little brain worm things and it whispers in his ear. He calls the worm ChatGPT even though his name is Gerald Fornesworth Roosevelt Brillington the 7th, he thought it would be fine with his host giving him a nick name, even if it was super stupid.
WWCD
I tried this but my brain only responds “please update your payment on file to continue your subscription”.
10/10 shitpost
Is this that brain implant from Musk-melon’s experimental company? Imagine the profit margins if AI could bill your brain for every thought! It’s staggering!
We laugh, but the concept of independent thought is a relatively new one in human history. Until just a few hundred years ago, humans generally attributed the thoughts in their own heads to the Gods. If you had a problem, and conceived a solution, God provided that solution, you didn’t think of it yourself.
I’m sorry but there’s just no fucking way this is true
There’s bi-cameral mind theory, but it’s all very much speculative. I saw a well amde video on that topic, but it’s very hard to believe it to be true!
I mean, how is that fundamentally different from a deterministic universe? No one can disprove the thoughts in our heads come from a giant rube goldberg machine.
People without internal monologues asking got what an internal monologue is 🫨
OP found their inner voice and equates it to a random text generator.
He’s our first cyborg. Show some respect.
Oh no, OP is getting sentient! Nah, probably just the appearance of it.
10/10: Fucking incredible shitpost. Would repost.
It’s genuinely sad how many people can’t recognise the satire
I think that’s a very bad sign
Satire or not, the guy is describing a possible future of shit where I hope not to be there.
As it turns out, human heads contain an arrangement of cells that functions almost like the neural networks of machine learning.
But now the interesting part is: the more you use ChatGPT, the better their - and the worse your neural network becomes
Or, in another way, you kearn to dissociate the “asking” from the “thinking”, and free up some part of your brain to do thinking independently.
In short, a dissociative personality disorder?
Maybe we can rearrange them to get closer to chatgpt functionality…
Just stick a USB-C cable in your ear to download a bunch of datasets for finetuning your brain! (/s, don’t do this)
Most people are already as smart as chatgpt so we don’t have to do much tbf
Let me know if you need anything else!
I hate this so much
You are absolutely correct to hate this so much!
“Would You Like to Know More?”
When they eventually implant us all with AI, my first prompt is gonna be "please never say ‘Let me know if you need anything else’ "
That will only last until it falls out of the context window…
It feels like an attempt to incept me with the idea to attack somebody. Like this is supposed to be my Manchurian candidate trigger phrase
Satire, right? Please let it be satire.
On the Reddit thread they say it is, but I don’t believe it
The world know no bounds of stupidity, for it is both that it could be real as people are that stupid, and it could be satire as we are that stupid to believe it.
Schrodingers satire?
Probably, but it’s not impossible they’re serious.
People have literally committed murder for, started cults around, and gotten married to their LLMs. One brainlet who supposes they’ve invented ‘thoughts’ does not move the needle for me
if you can’t tell this is satire you’ve been swallowed by abyss that is lemmy
93% of people need it. I didn’t believe it at first, but I eventually had to concede that the sarcasm tag was truly necessary.
Possibly, but I have met people that stupid.
I mean we live in a world where AI psychosis is a thing, and I don’t think r/ChatGPT is selecting for the best and brightest of human society. It’s probably satire, but I wouldn’t bet money on it.
I would, but I’d want at least 2:1 odds in my favour to take that bet.
ai psychosis isn’t a real thing, being dumb enough to believe a chatbot telling you the CIA thinks you’re a genius or the Zimbabwean Criminal Court is out to get you is just what we used to call a bad case of mental retardation
This is 100% satire, in fact if you’re struggling to tell maybe you have “lemmy psychosis”😄
I don’t think it’s lemmy’s fault at all. There are a lot of people more stupid than that.
