Niel is the only acceptable NIMBY
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He gets a pass for being so cute
he hates fences, as should we all
Wait till Neil shits into the Dog Waste Only bin. It’s not like they can send him to jail
Well now I understand why the park rangers have been looking for a very sick bear. I’ll try to be more discrete.
i kinda want a tattoo of neil now. look at that face.
𝒟𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝐹𝒾𝑒𝓁𝒹𝓈 𝒲𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝐹𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓈
Fuck that pole.
“That’s Neil in the corner…
That’s Neil in the spot … light … molesting my whole region”
“Call the cops, see if I care.”
god I love niel.
Neil respects nothing, and we respect Neil for that
There is nothing funny about stealing a meal from Neil McBeal, the Navy Seal.
ally mcbeal joke was right there and you fumbled so hard
Im sure you would have killed the stand up scene in the mid 80s opening for Seinfeld. Hahah
It’s a quote from a TV show, Bojack Horseman.
I am very sorry you’re unoriginal
I didn’t make the comment, dumbass.
You didn’t make the comment that I replied to that was also posted under your username?
Spooky shit bro. I guess you’ve got a poltergeist living with you.
Or did you assume I was insulting someone else? Dipshit.
You’re saying that my comment,
It’s a quote from a TV show, Bojack Horseman
Is unoriginal? Uh… ok. Think it’s more likely that you thought I was the guy that made the reference. But sure. That’s what you meant.
Yeah, it was pretty low effort. Figured it might give someone a chuckle tho.
oh whew. i was about to drive down the coast to see Neil. Tasmania, you have a treasure.
That’s a sea lion right? It can lift itself up on its flippers
southern elephant seal
Ah, I think it’s being able to lift itself with its rear flippers that indicates it’s a sea lion
Seals, floppy flippers Sea lions, walky flippers
The good name of Neal the seal shall not be usurped with your sea lion revisionism
Yeah, like if he was a different species he could be, ah fuck I should’ve picked an easier species… Shen Long the Dugong? Gotta respect the rhyme.
Classic Neil.
Ah, my neighbour. Hello Neil.
I would literally die for Niel
Hahaha what a legend
Poor Neil does not like the changes to his neighbourhood. He just wants to lie down in the shade
