Scott Metzger | Bluesky | Patreon
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A raven is shopping in a store. He’s saying to the raven employee behind the counter, “A human has been feeding me all month. I want to give her something nice.” The raven employee is smiling and saying “Nothing exudes quality like a Heineken bottle cap.” The store sign on the wall reads “Fran’s Fancy Things.”


Can we not just give them strips of aluminium foil or something. They seem to be into shiney stuff
I think they think we are into shiny stuff. It’s not like they decorate their nests with foil.
I feel like they might given the opportunity.