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A raven is shopping in a store. He’s saying to the raven employee behind the counter, “A human has been feeding me all month. I want to give her something nice.” The raven employee is smiling and saying “Nothing exudes quality like a Heineken bottle cap.” The store sign on the wall reads “Fran’s Fancy Things.”


Throw the nuts on the ground near your balcony. Then, leave nuts on your balcony. They will eventually learn you are a source for nuts.