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A raven is shopping in a store. He’s saying to the raven employee behind the counter, “A human has been feeding me all month. I want to give her something nice.” The raven employee is smiling and saying “Nothing exudes quality like a Heineken bottle cap.” The store sign on the wall reads “Fran’s Fancy Things.”

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    4 days ago

    there’s a huge in the city where I work. Hundreds of birds. Sometimes when it’s extremely cold… they roost in a few trees at my building. They seem to move around a bit; in any case, I knew a guy that made the dumb decision to shout at them.

    They did not let him forget his mistake. And, yeah. I’m not sure changing town was enough… dude was a total dick so I’m there for the pettiness.