This is a shitpost community, but I’m 100% committed to this chart.
They should do a remake of Groundhog Day. Make a bunch of fancy trailers with over the top cinematic effects. Whole 9.
Then play the original Groundhog Day, completely unedited.
No Country for Old Muppets
I’ll take one Muppet Amadeus, one Muppet Lawrence of Arabia, and one Muppet Yojimbo please.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again:
The Lord of the Rings, but Gandalf is the only human actor and everyone else are Muppets.
The inspiration for the chart was actually another thread about exactly this. Here’s the roster I suggested:
- Aragorn: Kermit
- Arwen: Ms Piggy
- Legolas: Janice
- Gimli: Rowlf
- Boromir: Sean Bean (human)
- Gandalf: Dr Teeth
- Frodo: Elijah Wood (human)
- Sam: Fozzy
- Merry: Rizzo
- Pippin: Gonzo
- Saruman: Sam Eagle
- Ringwraiths: Statler and Waldorf
- Bombadil: Swedish Chef
Another commenter noted that Janice would be too good as Galadriel to cast her as Legolas. Which is a very valid point.
For a moment I thought this was a gaming community for some unholy reason, and I immediately imagined a Skyrim remake with Muppets
I feel like you could reskin characters in so many games and make them muppets. That’d be a great mod.
Muppet Apocalypse Now.
Muppet Gangs of New York.
Muppet Fight Club.
There Will Be (Muppet) Blood.
Muppet American History X.
Muppet Eyes Wide Shut.
You forgot Muppet Taxi Driver.
I wish they’d redo Blade (1996) but with the Muppets. I think it would be so much better. You could keep it kid-friendly by having the vampires turn into bats instead of ash, but the thought of Kermit saying “some motherfuckers always trying to ice-skate uphill” would be so funny.
The blood rave scene with Muppets lmao
Oh fuck yes
Even
Some muppets always trying to ice-skate uphill. Or well, ice-skate in general.
Lmao yes
What do you mean by “keep it kid-friendly”?
The Matrix. John Wick. Dune. Get the original directors on board for the remakes. The possibilities are endless.
“There are fields, Gonzo, where people are no longer born. They are sewn.”
Imagine. Dune. But instead of a worm, an giant elongated Cookie Monster. Or the Matrix, when Kermit meets the Architect for the first time and instead is the Big Yellow Bird. Also every Machine should have Gonzos face.
Dune but Shai-hulud is a long furby
Miss Piggy has the range to star in all 3. And with Keanu’s blessing, I bet.
Gonzo Watney, left behind & thought to be dead, needs to science the shit out some stuff as he survives alone in ‘The Muppets go to Mars’
‘Animal, you’re a chemist, can you make us a bomb?’
Muppet Requiem for a Dream.
Gonzo going ass to ass might be too much
I am only watching if they get Keith David back. I am not sure who else could deliver the line “Baby, I know it’s pretty, but I didn’t take it out for air.”
You mean “meet the feebles”?
This needs to be widely distributed in Hollywood immediately.
Makes me glad they wrapped up Farscape even if it was rushed and they screwed up Pilot’s voice.
Another option is throw a director/team that is as close to opposite as possible for the remake, lion king? why not see what tarantino would do
Got my vote.
The best adult film (clip; I’m not a millionaire) that I’ve seen in a while featured a muppet. I wouldn’t cry over a remake.
why stop at just a ‘clip’?
debbiemiss piggy does dallasCan muppets consent? This only gets worse if you keep interrogating
Talk to the hand?
