its ryuk after taking Lights life.
His name is Ryuk and he likes apples.
Its a flying monkey from Oz
I never actually watched that show, it always seemed so heavy.
It is but it’s also worth it, at least for a few seasons.
That’s a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!
To confirm, check for any nearby apple trees.
I hope they like kudzu. And prickly lettuce. And whatever the hell else is dominating my yard. Or really nature’s yard to be more honest about the situation.
Fun fact: kudzu is edible! And if you fry the leaves and salt them, they’re like the best potato chips ever! Basically the whole plant is edible except for seed/seedpods. Obviously, do you own research, make sure it’s actually kudzu, etc. But if it, it’s delicious
We are leeeeegion
Sleep paralysis friend
You on the DPH?
Psh. I’m popping straight Mellies over here.

I’m at the point I can take a whole fiver every night before bed and it doesn’t even affect me. I wake up the next day like I’m not even on the hard shit.
That’s just a pigeon. Don’t worry about it.
Find any cool notebooks laying around recently?
Might I suggest practicing writing letters to your government officials in it, it’s good to know how to write their names. Just practice your penmanship, and think of their faces while writing the names.
Start from the top down. It’ll be fun!
That’s just too heavy for me right now. I don’t want all that negativity in my new journal. Mostly I’ve been doodling my puppies, playing MASH and TRUE LOVE FLAME to find my true love, like back in middle-school, etc…but I hate to waste such a nice notebook only on such tripe.
I think I’m finally going to write all those letters I’ve been meaning to send to my family, favorite childhood teachers, etc. Hell, it’s a long-shot, but I might even try to send a couple of thank you notes to some of my heroes. Dolly Parton. Jane Goodall. David Attenborough. They probably won’t see it, but I’ll be glad I at least tried, you know?
Just responding so I can come back to comment after.
And leave some apples lying around for the critter he might approach you if you’re lucky!
So that’s what happened to Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell
Quit your job, enjoy your time, the end is near
That’s just an ordinary utility pole. Are you feeling all right, OP? Got a fever or anything?

Try feeding it some apples.

I don’t see anything, but if you picked up a black notebook off the ground recently, feel free to throw my name in there. DM for my headshots
Yeah, right, and let you claim the journal is yours!? Like I’m that stupid! I’ve already written my name in the front. It’s already claimed, sorry!









