“Arch or Debian”
“Slackware”
“Marry me”
NixOS or gtfo!
The NixOS user in this scenario would be asking who is sponsoring the date.
Debian in the kitchen and Arch in the bedroom
Debian in the kitchen
You only buy pre-made food?
That’s where Gentoo belongs, or LFS if you don’t like following recipes.Only buy traditional food with a best before date at least 3 years in the future.
In bedroom a new bed every other day with a lot of bed bugs.
Both. desktop is arch based, server is Debian.
You slut, you!
Are you waiting for an invitation?
Oooh yeah, baby, let’s debug the networking stack together!
Don’t be silly,
chmod o-wyour$WILLY!
Debian for the stable base flatpak/snap/src for the bleeding edge apps.
extra steps
My wife uses Debian, but I love her anyway. ❤️
Do you call her Debbie Anne?
Fun fact that not a lot of people seem to know: the name is a portmanteau of “Deborah” and “Ian”. The names of the Creator and his then wife
She’s a Hannah Montana girl.
So… Debian then? Hannah Montana Linux has historically been a kubuntu reskin
There’s a Hannah Montana Linux? Wild.
There was a while ago and then it was recently revived
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Debian, of course. My computer is a tool, not a hobby.
Plus, I like apt. It’s nice.
Linus would be out… He uses Fedora
He’s also married.
Of course he is. No woman can resist a guy who uses Fedora
She went for him in late 1993:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linus_Torvalds
Linus Torvalds is married to Tove Torvalds (née Monni), a six-time Finnish national karate champion, whom he met in late 1993. He was running introductory computer laboratory exercises for students and instructed the course attendees to send him an e-mail as a test, to which Tove responded with an e-mail asking for a date.
Fedora won’t have been around.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fedora_Linux
Fedora Linux[10] is a Linux distribution developed by the Fedora Project. It was originally developed in 2003 as a continuation of the Red Hat Linux project.
It looks like there were Linux distributions at the time, but they were very early:
Early distributions included:
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Torvalds’ “Boot-Root” images, from v0.95a onwards “Root” was maintained by Jim Winstead Jr., the aforementioned disk image pair with the kernel and the absolute minimal tools to get started (0.10: 4 November 1991)[12][13][14][15]
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MCC Interim Linux (3 March 1992)[16]
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TAMU Linux, based on MCC with simpler installation and X11 (14 July 1992)[17]
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Softlanding Linux System (SLS) which included the X Window System and was the most comprehensive distribution for a short time (15 August 1992)[18]
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H.J. Lu’s “bootable rootdisks” (23 September 1992),[19][20] and “Linux Base System” (5 October 1992)[21][22]
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Yggdrasil Linux/GNU/X, a commercial distribution (alpha: 8 December 1992)
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The two oldest, still active distribution projects started in 1993. The SLS distribution was not well maintained, so in July 1993 a new SLS-based distribution, Slackware, was released by Patrick Volkerding.[23] Also dissatisfied with SLS, Ian Murdock set to create a free distribution by founding Debian in August 1993, with first public BETA released in January 1994 and first stable version in June 1996.[24][25]
I think that there are two possible takeaways from this:
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Not clear what distro was used — if any — but if it was, it won’t have been a presently existing one. It’s possible that he was just rolling his own setup, not using a distro at all.
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Linus’s date with Tove derived from an email exchange. What ninja chicks look for in a guy is possibly an email client, not a Linux distribution at all. It sounds like Linus was probably using Pine at the time (though someone could go dig up mail headers from old emails to check).
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I kind of feel like this comic was best with just the first two panels
Oh, no, often I agree with this kind of thing but in this case I really think the third panel adds something.
Or even just the first panel.
Debian for work, arch for home
Debian in the streets, arch in the sheets.
Fedora.
por qué no los dos?
“I run DOS”
Ubuntu on the desktop and Debian on the server. Just crucify me already
I’m noticing Lemmy is becoming slightly less hateful towards Ubuntu lately.
She’s clearly a LFS person

















