that guy looks like the dad from cloudy with a chance of meatballs lol
Pro tip: If you have a shy bladder, you can just go into a stall to pee.
Doesn’t work for me, must be different room.
In high school I was sometimes late because I had to find empty restroom, which sometimes meant switching between different buildings (4 of them).Damn, that sucks. You ever pee outdoors? Is that better
The walk of shame to the stall after standing silently surrounded by confident urinators for 3 minutes
Just announce that you were mistaken and you also have to shit, that should dispel any awkwardness.
Honestly no one cares. Do your thing.
If only anxiety listened to reason
Women/girls also frequently suffer from a shy bladder even though stalls are the norm.
It’s almost like humans have a biological expectation of privacy when peeing that modern American construction fails to meet.
Ever travel abroad? Japan has nice bidets but often times there are NO WALLS between the urinals!!!
Man in the 70s and 80s, especially at things like concerts and sporting events, they would just give men a long trough that continuously sprayed a little water. You could walk all the way around it and pee from any direction. Even as a kid I thought that was an uncomfortable number of dicks all pointed at the same thing.
Buc-ee’s has entered the chat.
I used to have this problem, but I somehow got over it by imagining to piss in the face of the queen of England. Something about unloading in her face while she’s sitting there all prissy like makes me laugh which relaxes my muscles enough to piss.
In the end she’ll be sitting there all pissy.
Are you Irish, by any chance?
Nope I’m Dutch .
Also y’all think I’m joking but I’m dead serious
So thankful the internet still says infinitely more hilarious and baffling things on a daily basis than AI could ever manage.
But what do you do now that there’s no queen?
Obviously the answer is to imagine Margaret Thatcher
Jesus, they want to relax not to crack the porcelain.
Or…Musk, trump, clammy sam Altman and Wario amadim, Stephen Miller, Pete hegseth, 5/7 supreme Court justices, the Palantir creep, Jenson, jensons fucking jacket, that lying fucking cunt at the white House that always wears a stupid little fucking cross, all the other lying fucking cunts at the white House… Howard fucking lutnik, bibi, Putin,
…this is a fun list! Who else did I miss?
Jk Rowling, Andrew taint, the Kardashians, the Logan brothers and Mr Beast…
Who else?
Clive Palmer and Rupert Murdoch
I tried this, but got a boner instead
One of those comments that comes like a slap in the face with a hand full of cold water, in the morning
The Queen and peeing reminds me of this
Pure cinema
You think someone will follow a youtube link in the context of peeing on the queen’s face?
Who wouldn’t?
I used to sit because it was more comfortable.
Now I sit for… Different reasons lmao
Penis gnomes.
I used to sit because it avoided any splash and is supposedly better for you.
But if we’re both being honest, we were probably always sitting for eggy reasons.
All right then, keep your secrets.
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Sitting is also nice because you don’t have to worry about potentially wiping the seat.
I guess you should change your name mmh
Because you might unexpectedly shit too, I presume
So I don’t really worry about getting caught “not peeing” or whatever, but I do often take a moment or two to get started… and I also frequently attend concerts.
I never worry about being watched, but boy do I feel like a jackass sometimes taking thrice as long as everyone else when there’s a line out the door between bands…
That’s Neil Kohney! Can recognize them testicular chins anywhere.
This makes me think about when women talk about going into the bathroom and casually chatting, and don’t understand why guys don’t do the same.
The feeling inside a bathroom is fundamentally different depending on the door sign. I kinda wonder if there’s a culture shock for trans people.
Great, now I’m not going to be able to pee all day.
Try counting to ten while you pee.
That doesn’t work if I can’t start peeing!
Start holding your breath when you walk into the bathroom. Breathe out and start your flow.
I never had this problem when I was younger. Until the day I had a medical examination to be drafted and they wanted me to give them a urine sample and I couldn’t. They offered me lots of water (which I drank) but still I couldn’t pee for what felt like an hour. Ever since I had problems relaxing.
Sit sit sit on the urinal!
The wise learn from the knowledge of their elders. Heed my words younglings: Don’t push too hard to try to start. It might push out a massive noisy fart… Or worse
In the bathroom? Who cares? It’s the one place farts are expected/allowed/celebrated whatever your kink. But in no world should it be shunned to fart in a bathroom.
I won’t stand for this!!!
“weener”?
Yeah, for when you wee.
