OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoThis Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Peelemmy.worldimagemessage-square183fedilinkarrow-up11.3K
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minus-squareI_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up72·3 months agoPro tip: If you have a shy bladder, you can just go into a stall to pee.
minus-squareZarobi@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·3 months agoThe walk of shame to the stall after standing silently surrounded by confident urinators for 3 minutes
minus-squareGates9@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·3 months agoJust announce that you were mistaken and you also have to shit, that should dispel any awkwardness.
minus-squareOldChicoAle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up35·edit-23 months agoHonestly no one cares. Do your thing.
minus-squarewander1236@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up19·3 months agoIf only anxiety listened to reason
minus-squareflambonkscious@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 months agoAgreed. However, you can’t spend your whole life listening to anxiety - that road leads to madness!
minus-squareGates9@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoI still think full disclosure is the best policy, keeps everything above board.
minus-squarefyzzlefry@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoNope just give the ol’: “welp!” And stride on over.
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoLike other people give a piss.
minus-squareDon't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 months agoDoesn’t work for me, must be different room. In high school I was sometimes late because I had to find empty restroom, which sometimes meant switching between different buildings (4 of them).
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 months agoI had a buddy who got a Doctor’s note that let him pee and poop in the nurse’s office.
minus-square/home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoDamn, that sucks. You ever pee outdoors? Is that better
minus-squareDrusas@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoWomen/girls also frequently suffer from a shy bladder even though stalls are the norm.
minus-squareT. Hex@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·3 months agoIt’s almost like humans have a biological expectation of privacy when peeing that modern American construction fails to meet.
minus-squareriquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoEver travel abroad? Japan has nice bidets but often times there are NO WALLS between the urinals!!!
minus-squarequarkquasar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoGallons of piss flow through the stadium
minus-squareHawk@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoAbout 50/50 in the EU I guess, no walls between urinals are fairly normal, is it that uncommon in the US?
minus-squareriquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·3 months agoIt’s nearly unheard of, with the exception of the trough urinals at large sporting events.
minus-squareJcbAzPx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoThat might be a more regional thing. I rarely see dividers between urinals.
minus-squareButWhatDoesItAllMean@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoPotty like a rock star
minus-squarehirihit640@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoOld guy from the comic presses his ear to the door “Hey! I don’t hear shittin! This guys just pissin in there!”
minus-squareBlackPenguins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoNow I need an extra panel with him sliding under the stall like a mechanic under a car.
minus-squareJcbAzPx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoThat guy is way too interested in other people’s evacuations.
minus-squareLogarrhythmia@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 months agoI already do that. Urinals don’t have tp for pp.
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoYou mean you don’t vigorously shake piss droplets all over the place?
Pro tip: If you have a shy bladder, you can just go into a stall to pee.
The walk of shame to the stall after standing silently surrounded by confident urinators for 3 minutes
Just announce that you were mistaken and you also have to shit, that should dispel any awkwardness.
Honestly no one cares. Do your thing.
If only anxiety listened to reason
Agreed.
However, you can’t spend your whole life listening to anxiety - that road leads to madness!
I still think full disclosure is the best policy, keeps everything above board.
Nope just give the ol’: “welp!” And stride on over.
Like other people give a piss.
Doesn’t work for me, must be different room.
In high school I was sometimes late because I had to find empty restroom, which sometimes meant switching between different buildings (4 of them).
I had a buddy who got a Doctor’s note that let him pee and poop in the nurse’s office.
Damn, that sucks. You ever pee outdoors? Is that better
Women/girls also frequently suffer from a shy bladder even though stalls are the norm.
It’s almost like humans have a biological expectation of privacy when peeing that modern American construction fails to meet.
Ever travel abroad? Japan has nice bidets but often times there are NO WALLS between the urinals!!!
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Gallons of piss flow through the stadium
About 50/50 in the EU I guess, no walls between urinals are fairly normal, is it that uncommon in the US?
It’s nearly unheard of, with the exception of the trough urinals at large sporting events.
That might be a more regional thing. I rarely see dividers between urinals.
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Potty like a rock star
T-t-t-totally dude!
Old guy from the comic presses his ear to the door “Hey! I don’t hear shittin! This guys just pissin in there!”
Now I need an extra panel with him sliding under the stall like a mechanic under a car.
That guy is way too interested in other people’s evacuations.
I already do that. Urinals don’t have tp for pp.
You mean you don’t vigorously shake piss droplets all over the place?