Landlords should really rebrand to something like building consurvitours.
Being selfless is a burden?
Only when you’re selfish.
Come to think of it, if being selfless is a burden to you then you aren’t really selfless.
I guess they don’t see the sacrifices people make for their rent money
Daaamn this is really a shitpost indeed
Thank you
How much would you expect back if you gave someone a loan for $500,000.00 after 3 years, 5years, 10years?
Calculations:
After 3 years: 500,000×(1+0.0430⋅3)=500,000×1.129=564,500.
After 5 years: 500,000×(1+0.0438⋅5)=500,000×1.219=609,500.
After 10 years: 500,000×(1+0.0468⋅10)=500,000×1.468=734,000.Ok so 64,500/3/12=$1792.00 would be your fair monthly rent since the landlord would put that money away and expect a return for that investment.
For 5 years it would be $3,042.
For 10 years it would be $6500. Clearly a better investment.
Except that when they get your rent they can put that money into the investment system again and get much more money overtime.
First month say 1000 (super cheap tent on a cardboard box behind a Wendy’s).
Second month 2040 assuming 4% per month.
$41,000 after 3 years, $67,000 after 5 years, 170,000 after 10 years at 4.3% APR.
If the rent was 3000, that would be $510,000 after 10 years. This is not a good investment if you paid $900,000 for that house. You want the return in 5 years so the rent would be $5708.00 per month.
And that right there is why our rent is so expensive. We are basically ensuring the profit of a nice steady percentage to some investor. Now, if you didn’t ever invest in the house, your house would eventually become land. So you do want to pay to keep that thing looking good, but maybe not 4.3% per month?
our rent… you mean your rent
Somebody must help these poor landlord asshole billionaire wannabes. Am I right?
Exactly
Safe living? HA
Do NOT be kind to your landlord.
My landlord lost their house gambling so I offered them to rent one of my rooms at discount as a roommate.
Now whenever my rent increases due to cost of living, I increase their rent due to cost of living.
We are in a sick perpetual cycle and both our rents went up 5000% yesterday. We are comrades in this pain and promised to protect each other if liver selling operation goes wrong.
It’s a hateful bond, an adversarial friendship, and a dying survival. Somebody please help!
Now that I think about it, if a circle exists somewhere where A rents to B, B rents to C, and C to A (make it as long as needed, of course), one increasing the rent leads to a perpetual rent increase until one of them collapses? Would be funny to see tbh.
Lol spot on! This is exactly how the current economy is working 🙈
I think that means you raised the GDP of your block by 500x. You two make a pretty good team! You should both get some kind of medal for driving such economic growth.
Edit: hang on a second, is your landlord Larry Ellison?
Have you tried getting a second landlord roomate?
5000%?
My landlord is a multibillion dollar corporation and my fridge is 32 years old.
New fridges are a joke anyway. Mine broke after 5 years. I have a garage fridge better then my new one
If that fridge is still happily running then be happy, they literally don’t make them like that anymore.
It leaks water on the floor, causes my power bill to go up and grows mildew around the seals weekly…
Good news, they do still make them like that!
It’s low on refrigerant and effectively unfixable. Depending on where you’re at you can probably withhold rent by putting it in an escrow account until the landlord fixes the problems. You have to tell them by certified mail, and if appliances aren’t included in your rent agreement don’t do it because you’re already screwed. In that case get your own fridge and keep the receipt.
Nah it’s Indiana. This state is arguably the most pro landlord state with very little tenant rights hence the old fridge among other issues that get bandaids instead of repairs/replacement.
This state is arguably the most pro landlord state
Arkansas would like a word with you …
“Arguably”…
It’s probably also super inefficient and uses Freon
Freon is a brand name not a refrigerant. You mean R12 which was banned in new equipment 32 years ago. It’s probably R22.
Isn’t freon one of the more efficient refrigerants we have? The environmental concerns aren’t a problem until it goes into a landfill.
lion does not concern himself with freon
That’s good
Have you sincerely and cheerfully wished your multibillion dollar corporation landlord a happy and prosperous birthday, and have you gratefully and bravely remitted no less than three (3) months of your (useless to you) money?
No?
You’re what’s wrong with society.
Truly I am a monster.
That poor landlord is living from your paycheck to the next.
Imagine not tipping your landlord.
This generation man…
I didn’t know until now that there is a debate about tipping your landlord. For me this sounds unbelievable. It’s like tipping your politicians and policemen. Or in another way like tipping your mum.
like tipping your mum.
Widely believed to be impossible
So selfish and entitled
That’s why none kf these kids are getting any houses. They really called this upon themselves
Our landlord wanted us to pay for the ac being fixed…during the hottest part of July.
You could be on fire in front of me, and I’d piss on you. Tell me you’re a landlord and I’ll need the first month and last month deposit first.
My last landlord put a clause in the lease that made me responsible for any sewer line repairs. I was like what the fuck is this? He said it was because tenants tend to flush shit you shouldn’t flush and that’s why sewer lines need to be replaced. To his credit (sort of) he took that out when I said no way I was signing. He was a member of that species of landlord that just puts whatever into leases because some people will sign anything.
The one thing he did that I liked which surprisingly does not seem common in rental leases was to require me to purchase and maintain renter’s insurance. Not because he gave a shit about my stuff being stolen or lost in a fire (which renter’s insurance covers) but because it’s a source of coverage in the event of damage caused to the place by the renter. It was only like $15 a month so hardly a big deal.
Piss would be too good for them. I’d just get some marshmallows and sticks out
Wouldn’t the pee just make the fire burn harder and be gross too and an insult? I feel like it is worse.
The gross bit sure, but from my understanding pissing on them would help put them out due to piss being mostly water
Yes, from my understanding it is usually not a good idea to pour water on non so small fires. but it kinda depends on the amount of water and how you do it.
Thats wild
Oh it gets better. The hurricane that ripped through Georgia a year or so back ripped up our fence. They wanted us to keep it there until they could find someone to put it up.
It was rotted and no one wanted to do it…they were gonna keep a rotted fence on the ground in our yard.
I don’t know about you, but Georgia got some bad snakes. I broke that bitch down, built a fire pit and burned it. They can marinate my family jewels if they think I’d keep a snake den in my back yard with my 6 yr old.
Sarcasm on Internet Boards doesnt stay sarcastic for long
Tbh I thought it was just some meme made by landlords, for landlords, with landlords, from landlords and that kind of stuff.
I AM DUMB OK?
What’s gonna happen?
Landlords won"t get… fired :-)
People will start believing in a flat earth and that birds aren’t real.
Or that Landlords are good people
They are, all of them, objectively.
BIRDS ARE FLAT AND THE EARTH ISN’T REAL WAKE UP SHEEPLE
Sounds ideal
Fuck the leeches.
The tip of my schwanz, maybe
Actually lol’d at schwanz, I haven’t heard that term in at least a decade
“Schwanz” is almost as funny as “sportin’ a woody”.
whaat, yall adapted that word at some point and just dropped it again?! Freaking shame, native english speakers have a very funny way of pronouncing the “sch” sound.
May the schwanz be witchou
That spelling of entrepreneur is something else.
Its a satirical “business” channel on YouTube.
Only knew the Instagram, I’ll have to check out their YouTube
Strongly recommend the Royce Dupont method shorts
Oh got it, so it’s intentional. Most of my Youtubing is about motorcycle offroad adventuring so I wasn’t aware.
Oh, do fuck off
Edit: I retract this snark
I must apologise
I incorrectly read your statement as supporting landlords, saying they’re entrepreneurs
The bizarre spelling of it in the picture passed me by
