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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

He got caught and did not resist. He complied.

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He got caught and did not resist. He complied.

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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    What is the charge, eating an eel? A succulent freshwater eel?

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    Ice gettin everyone

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    No sign of them pelicans, eh?

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      It’s just the one pelican actually.

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    Dude probably didn’t had a valid Füllerführerschein (permit to use a fountain pen.)

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    You won’t get anything out of him. He won’t sing.

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    He’s gonna fit right in at Pelican Bay.

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    Let him go you pigs! He did nothing wrong!!!

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    Those are a nightmare when I lived in Florida and you want to shore/pier fish… I gave up and went to night fishing. You ever had hold one down to not hurt it while taking out the hook?

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      For shore, you pelican’t fish with them around.

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      I play a word scramble game and once “pelican” came up as “lepanic” and now I can’t help but call them Le Panic in my head when I see one. But yeah… jerks.

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        LOL now I got that stuck in my head :)

        And I La Panic’ed big time when I caught my first one!!!

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    What a marvelous bird, the pelican
    His mouth can hold more than his belly can!
    He can hold in his beak,
    Enough fish for a week,
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    Yeah they wouldn’t have opened the window for him as a courtesy if he resisted.

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      Yeah, he wasn’t a big flight risk.

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    Pelica is not a country, dammit!

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    I have no idea why this has me laughing so hard.

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