I herewith announce that from now on I will downvote any post with a brand logo, shitpost or not. Why do you advertise for your slavers and maintainers?
Yeh this could have been a poll.
Why are there so many brands in my memes?
Americans.
You ever seen a brawl at waffle house?
Clear winner amongst all the stoners, soccer moms, and drunks from the other places
the Aldi off Gregory and Troost. you know who you are.
my coworkers almost unanimously agree on waffle house
Experience goes to Waffle House
I’ve never even been to waffle house and I knew the answer was waffle house
I’ve been to Waffle Houses across the South and Midwest and yes, the answer is Waffle House
Are the waffles at least good?
They’re alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you’ve ever had.
Nope!
Hash browns scattered, covered and smothered, though, that’s the fuckin’ ticket.
only if you’re drunk
They’re fine.
It’s not even close
I’ve never been in a waffle house, nor do I even know what it is (I’m assuming it’s a breakfast restaurant but I have no idea) and I knew that was the answer. It has a reputation larger than its business.
It’s a restaurant chain that is almost always open to the point that there are some locations that didn’t even have locks on their doors until covid forced them to shit down.
If the power goes out, they switch to a gas only menu. If gas goes out, they switch to an electric only menu.
The food is not great, but very often the only option in a given town in the middle of the night. Sometimes, it’s what you need.
I mean if they were shitting up that may of been the actual cause of covid
I’ve also never been there but I’ve heard some people get teleported there. So maybe one day I’ll be in one.
However, I’ve been to quite a few Pannekoekenhuizen!
Came here to say this. No competition. Them mfs seen some shit.
It’s not even close. Maybe Carnival Cruises could compete, but none of these restaurants can compete at Waffle House’s level.
Carnival could only compete if they were given enough time to spread noro to everyone else.
Carnivalmight only win because each ship has so many employees, but they’d take serious casualties on the way.
If it was an equal number of employees from each, Waffle House, hands down.
Depends on time of day. 5-6:30am, WH hands down. 4am, anyplace but WH.
How did that other post describe it…?
“A cathedral of syrup and violence”
Waffle House, hands down.
Yep. Waffle House, and it’s not even close. Only question here is who will come in 2nd place.
McDonald’s if the customer’s name was Luigi.
If not, whoever came from Aldi would probably hide, wait it out and take out the remaining Waffle House customer from behind while they’re hyperventilating.
Oh please, this is no contest. Only one of these is literally a disaster index metric. Waffle House will throw down.
target has the advantage of having thier own forensics lab, and surveillance tech.
Wallyworld fights Target, both show up well equiped but its cheap and breaks after a few swings.
The fast foods are eyeing eachother up like a western stand off (Popeyes brought a huge knife).
All the others are the extras like the fight scene from Anchor man.
Waffle House is the only one left standing after throwing Dollar General through a plate glass window and walks away doing a “cool dudes dont look at explosions” bit (going to assume its a grease fire).
If it were one employee from each, it’s Waffle House. No contest.
One customer changes things a lot. I think it’s probably still Waffle House that takes it, but Popeyes and WalMart are in the running.
Yeah Walmart is definitely a wildcard here. You could get anything from a 90 year-old grandmother to Johnny Meth, who hasn’t been able to feel pain for at least 20 years
How bad is it that “Johnny Meth” made me think of one specific guy I knew back in Florida
Not as bad as it making me think of a good 20 specific guys from Florida
Was Johnny Method that guy who cooked method in a Walmart isle? Lol
Waffle House employees get good by fighting Waffle House customers. Both are terrifying and the bar to beat for any real discussion.
Ain’t nobody from Wal★Mart running
Replace Aldi with Chuck-E-Cheese and the Waffle House customer might actually have some competition.
People are saying Waffle House but Popeye’s is the underdog no one saw coming.
And the kid from Albertson’s is dead before she even steps into the fight.
It will definitely come down to Popeye’s and Waffle House in the end
I’m with you on Popeyes. There’s a Popeyes in a dangerous part of town that I do not fuck with.
Really boils down to urban vs rural street fighting. I go with urban, but I’ve got a bias.
Make no mistake, Waffle House is urban too.
Aldi needs to leave. People there are to nice for the rest of em.
Yeah I think maybe swap with Golden Corral
I took my partner to Golden Corral in Tampa once. She’s from a small town in GA.
She was taken aback by the energy of it. It’s ruthless. Gotta be strong though or you’ll be eaten alive.
