Chat, is the premise of this man’s argument true?
Kinda related: The mormons believe that the garden of Eden was where Independence, Missouri is now… and everything resettled in the Middle East after the flood.
And she gave birth to her firstborn son; and she wrapped Him in the stars and stripes, and laid Him in the bed of the truck, because there was no room for them in the holiday inn.
Ah yes, the Mississippi, the only river with 7 tributaries in the world. Of course.
Obviously the answer is Jesus was in North America, Joseph Smith was right, and Matthew Mark Luke and John were a bit confused.

“The Bible says…” Stop. There’s your problem right there.
It’s been in there for 6000 years. If it was wrong, someone would have corrected it by now
That’s a huge over estimation, but yes
And did those feet
In ancient times
Walk upon Kentucky’s mountains green?The Atchafalaya is a distributary, not a tributary.
Also it has way more than 7, those are just the major ones.
All I know for sure is that Atlantis was in Iowa.
You know, I was watching a video theorizing that the Odyssey and the Iliad were assembled from a bunch of older stories, and that a couple of those journeys went across the Atlantic. If someone like the ancient Macedonians made it across, the Old Testament stories could also be incorporating information about North America.






