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minus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·2 months agoThat’s why it’s important to have a pair of pliers and safety goggles when eating pistachios. It’s annoying but it’s preferable to letting that smug unopened pistachio get away.
minus-squareLaurel Raven@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoUnless it’s just to teach the bastards a lesson, I wouldn’t bother… If they didn’t open, then they didn’t roast and taste like crap
minus-squareTachyonTele_Esq@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoPfft I crack’em between my balls
minus-squareCarl@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoI call that move, “The Nut Cracker.”
minus-squaresaltnotsugar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoA hydraulic press will also get the job done if you have one laying around.
minus-squareatrielienz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoA nut cracker and or crab leg cracker works too. The grooves are helpful.
minus-squareik5pvx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoI give them to the dogs, keep them busy long enough to eat in peace the other five that weren’t welded
minus-squareDearth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoYou just need a half shell to pry them open
That’s why it’s important to have a pair of pliers and safety goggles when eating pistachios. It’s annoying but it’s preferable to letting that smug unopened pistachio get away.
Unless it’s just to teach the bastards a lesson, I wouldn’t bother… If they didn’t open, then they didn’t roast and taste like crap
Gnaw it open like a real man
Pfft I crack’em between my balls
I call that move, “The Nut Cracker.”
Clearly that’s busting a nut
A hydraulic press will also get the job done if you have one laying around.
A nut cracker and or crab leg cracker works too. The grooves are helpful.
I give them to the dogs, keep them busy long enough to eat in peace the other five that weren’t welded
You just need a half shell to pry them open