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Careless_Platypus@lemmus.org to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 5 days ago

Long Life rule

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Long Life rule

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Careless_Platypus@lemmus.org to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 5 days ago
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  • applebusch (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    but does it work for women though? i need to know if my recreational boob gazing is providing secondary health benefits.

    • NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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      Nah God patched that exploit a few versions back because you could just stare at your own tits to live forever

      • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Rude.

        • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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          Incredibly so.

      • Hugucinogens@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        What a dick move. Could have just made it like tickling, where you can’t tickle yourself, the solution is right there.

        Even more evidence God is being a misogynist lately.

    • cybervseas@lemmy.world
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      Yet more evidence that scientists don’t run enough studies that include women!

    • Careless_Platypus@lemmus.orgOP
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      I don’t see why not. Boobs for all!

  • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM
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    The study probably says it decreases cortisol levels or blood pressure, with the media extrapolating to claim that it increases lifespan

  • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Here you go. Now everyone here lives longer.

    NSFW

    Flat, underdeveloped, bad picture, ugly…but lifespan-increasing. Enjoy, I guess…

    • kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Perfect beautiful and valid.

      And thank uuuuu :3 <3

      • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Hihi. No prob :3

        • kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Also, girl, wtf you talking about with this “unattractive” nonsense. You’re gorgeous inside and out as far as I can tell. You got nothing to worry about in the looks department though fs.

    • captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Thank you for your service, queen.

      • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        No problem <3

    • Careless_Platypus@lemmus.orgOP
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      I’m flattered to have been graced by Miisha

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      Im sure the huge amount of dms you’re gonna get was your point, so congrats. But god that idea sound so exhausting.

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        Sometimes women just wanna show off their tits and it’s not about getting DMs or whatever.

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          Yeah but like what do you even do when you get yourself in that situation. I mean i say that as a guy who has no clue, but still it sounds exhausting.

          • velma@sh.itjust.works
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            …you ignore the thirsty men. What do you mean?

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              Idk honestly i just imagine hundreds of dms constantly coming. And if you get normsl ones it seems like a huge hassle trying to filter through them.

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                Oh hahaha well. Honestly there aren’t as many DMs sometimes as you’d imagine (as a femme person who has posted nudes before). And posting nudes isn’t the best way to find sincere men in the DMs. Sometimes the attention is kinda nice though, but it’s never been the main motivator for me. Exhibitionism and the thrill of doing something naughty is way more motivating than men being thirsty haha.

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                  Maybe im just to old anymore but i remember back in the day i felt something similar. But im ancient at the ripe old age of 33. Honestly figuring out how to reply to you was not easy, i couldnt help but try to not come off as some creep even though i did check your post for nudes out of curiosity. I failed but whatever. And i saw your other comment and no matter what ill always be an ally!

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                It’s lemmy, I figure here there’s less dms for such things than elsewhere. Personally I didn’t get dms in response to when I posted my boobs. A fair number of comments though. I’ve gotten dms for doing it on other sites, but not super many. Though I’ll acknowledge my username probably plays a role in that. And yeah you can just ignore them. Or erp, or whatever you want with them.

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        I doubt it. People already know me. I’m trans (unrelated) and really, extremely unattractive, but everyone already knows that. There are girls here who are literally cis. Not me. I’m immune to the creepy dms.

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          I dont know you. At least i dont think. Yet im a cis straight dude, unrelated, that thinks your attractive. So like the velma chick i wanna say you do you girl! Sorry if i was an ass, i didnt mean it.

          Edit Saw the rest of yalls response. I hope well for you. Maybe we’ll interact again on here in the future without me being insensitive.

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            Aww I love this comment. Thanks for being supportive <3

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          Putting aside the fact that you are attractive, you’re also totally allowed to do whatever the fuck you want without being accused of doing it to get men’s attention.

          • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Thanks Velma ❤️
            To be honest, me and my bf had a fight. I’m trying to break free now and I really need a break from all attention from men. I might not be into them that much after all…

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              Ooof it’s been rough over there for you, I’m sorry to hear it! Take that break, lean into dating yourself (you know your favorite snacks, shows, snuggles, and allllll that, treat your self like the queen you are, babe), and you do you unapologetically.

              • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                Thanks girl 💜

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    For your viewing pleasure:

    ( . ) ( . )

    No need to thank me!

    • Careless_Platypus@lemmus.orgOP
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      Thank you for your service

    • DaPorkchop_ [they/she/it]@lemmy.ml
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      o7

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    Playing with my own boobs also feels pretty damn nice

    • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      As a lesbian: why not both?

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        As a guy, why not show and tell?

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        As a pan person, yes.

    • Careless_Platypus@lemmus.orgOP
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      The amount of people you made jealous with this comment…

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    Finally, something fun that I want to do is making me live longer (assuming it helps women too). I hope playing with them has even greater benefits

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    Does it have to be a stare? Do I get some benefit from glancing? Or should I play it safe and go for a full gawk to make sure Im getting the full health benefits?

    • Careless_Platypus@lemmus.orgOP
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      You choose how close to the sun you fly my man.

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    resident bisexual autistic exhibitionist, at your service (the jury’s out on whether it works for women as well…but who’s to say we can’t conduct our own science experiments?)

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    • CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org
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      noooo, not the

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      But how can I stare at them if I can’t see them?

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