Thank U Mr potate
The sight of the potato of luck fills you with determination.
You’re not fooling me. That’s a gilded trump potato. You can tell by the gild.

[[BSHOT]]ato acknowledged
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I
JUST NEED
THAT LITTLE,
[[POTATO]]
Y O U HAVE
No famine please

Not like it was smooth sailing before then
Or after, if I recall.

Nice
Hopefully that counteracts this leek of ill omens, but it’s probably unaffected by the grapes of wrath
Wonder how it works against the rutabaga of callous indifference.

Nelson studied comedy under Gallagher
🥔
Potato acknowledged
Potato acknowledgement and worshiped!
(Insert vague recollection of dangers of worhipping false golden idols. Bah! It’ll be fine.)
ACKNOWLEDGE POTATO.
Please.
Please please please.
A fat oompa-loompa’s obituary on the front page of every newspaper on earth.
I gaze upon you, Golden Potato, with hopeless, empty eyes…
Please.
Please.Seconded. All hail potato, bringer of good news
So this is Yukon Gold
If this doesn’t work I’m gonna be so mad.
All prayers to the god of starch will be answered.
You know what, fuck it, I’m pretty desperate for good news. I see you Golden Potato, I see you…
I saw you post and it gave me hope, this is your good news moment.
I, too, am desperate for good news











