Thank U Mr potate
The sight of the potato of luck fills you with determination.
You’re not fooling me. That’s a gilded trump potato. You can tell by the gild.
[[BSHOT]]ato acknowledged
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I
JUST NEED
THAT LITTLE,
[[POTATO]]
Y O U HAVE
No famine please
Not like it was smooth sailing before then
Or after, if I recall.
Hopefully that counteracts this leek of ill omens, but it’s probably unaffected by the grapes of wrath
Wonder how it works against the rutabaga of callous indifference.
Nelson studied comedy under Gallagher
Potato acknowledged
Potato acknowledgement and worshiped!
(Insert vague recollection of dangers of worhipping false golden idols. Bah! It’ll be fine.)
Nice
ACKNOWLEDGE POTATO.
🥔
So this is Yukon Gold
Please.
Please please please.
A fat oompa-loompa’s obituary on the front page of every newspaper on earth.
I gaze upon you, Golden Potato, with hopeless, empty eyes…
Please.
Please.Seconded. All hail potato, bringer of good news
If this doesn’t work I’m gonna be so mad.
All prayers to the god of starch will be answered.
You know what, fuck it, I’m pretty desperate for good news. I see you Golden Potato, I see you…
I saw you post and it gave me hope, this is your good news moment.
I, too, am desperate for good news
