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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de
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    14 hours ago

    Shouldn’t have used light cheese. badum tsss

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    16 hours ago

    You don’t fool me Mr Astrophysicist!

  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15 hours ago

    It doesn’t look like cheese, more like plastic.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    16 hours ago

    Well yeah. There’s air in there.

  • Agent641@lemmy.world
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    17 hours ago

    “I am never gonna financially recover from this.”

  • YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world
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    15 hours ago

    Thoughts and prayers, brother. That is heartbreaking.

  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Operator error.

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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      Yeah I staple my cheese to my meat so it doesn’t fall off before it hits my buns.

      • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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        17 hours ago

        Okay Google-based LLM

      • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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        1 day ago

        Staples get stuck in teeth. For best results use 2 part epoxy as adhesive.

        • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip
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          JB Weld or bust

          • NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca
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            20 hours ago

            I learned the hard way that air fryers are essentially huge fans, when I went to preheat mine with a liner in the basement and it started smelling like camp fire.

            I honestly have no clue what I was thinking.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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          1 day ago

          I’ve never heard anyone bitch about free toothpicks before.

      • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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        so it doesn’t fall off before it hits my buns.

        Your mom worries about that too

        • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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          7 hours ago

          Ain’t nothing missing them buns bro.

      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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        24 hours ago

        OxO Cheese Weight

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          22 hours ago

          uwu cheese weight

  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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    14 hours ago

    Cheese side down next time.

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      … I’ll just do mine on the stovetop real quick, but thank you!

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  • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world
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    Just had something similar happen. Here is my “fix”: Cook your burger as you would. Pull it at the desired time for cheese. Place cheese on burger, give a slight press so that it engages fully. Close the drawer of air fryer and LEAVE IT OFF for at least thirty seconds so the cheese has a chance to bond. Then restart air fryer to complete the process. Hopefully this solves the problem for the next cheeseburger should you ever emotionally recover.

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      I don’t think you need to get that fancy with it, I’ve had success with a similar strategy of cooking the burgers as normal, then placing slices of cheese on them with rhe door slightly ajar, and letting them melt with the residule heat

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      i’ve never tried air frying burgers. how’s it compare to a grill or pan?

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        I did it a few times, saves the hassle of cleaning a pan and avoids all the smoke. Doesn’t taste nearly as good.

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        I don’t know. Like you, I only use grill or pan for burgers. My event was with extra Parmesan on a french bread pizza. Fan knocked it right off the top.

        • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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          please tell me it was at least more solid than that Kraft powdered parmesan. because that would deserve a light ribbing.

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            I am a man of culture and taste (with my French bread pizza). It was shaved parm. So good, but yah the whirlwind catches it easily.

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    The kind of shit that makes me realize how thin the piece of string my will to live is dangling on truely is

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      People talk about opportunity being a major factor in suicides (ex: the removal of coal gas stoves from homes dropping the suicide rate), but man, I would bet my life that so is being hungry. I never want to fucking die quite so much as if I drop or ruin food right before eating it. If I was already on the edge I’m not saying I would kill myself over it, but I totally get why someone would, considering the impulsive nature of suicide.

      Edit: on rereading this is kinda darker than I intended for the shitpost community, if it bothers anyone I can delete it

      • Scubus@sh.itjust.works
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        We could stand to go a little darker

        But not well done

    • fishsayhelo@lemmy.ml
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      spelling error detected, suicide suggestion submitted – KILL YOURSELF NOW !

  • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world
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    Worse, you need to wash it now

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      I thought you meant the cheese, at first. I believe trying to rinse the cheese in the sink is when I’d start crying and eventually snap.

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      That is called seasoning.

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    This would put me on suicide watch if I was having a bad day

    • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world
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      Quick, get this man ChatGPT!

      • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        21 hours ago

        Nooo, we wanna help him off the ledge not talk him over it!

  • halvar@lemy.lol
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    looks like a supernova or some blackholes colliding or whatever

  • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz
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    Ooh #firstworldproblems, it’s been a while!

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    Just use full long tooth picks to keep the cheese on. Leave the picks sticking out long enough for you to find them and remove them after.

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      I have shredded cheese. :(

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        Obviously you have to glue the shreds back together first.

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