Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 年前Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon...feddit.orgimagemessage-square143fedilinkarrow-up1519
arrow-up1519imageHey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon...feddit.orgHofmaimaier@feddit.org to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square143fedilink
minus-squaredrspawndisaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·1 年前Don’t want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·1 年前What’s the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you’re gonna just wear a raincoat?
minus-squaredrspawndisaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 年前Well if you do you don’t want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 年前Why would you go back to humans?!
minus-squareDagnet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 年前Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get
minus-squaresquaresinger@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 年前Pokerus, or “how no-vaxers think that measles work”.
minus-squarebrsrklf@jlai.lulinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前Depends. Some of them don’t even believe in viruses at all.
minus-squareLibertyLizard@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 年前Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses. The more you know!
minus-squarebaguettefish@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·1 年前excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 年前So it doesn’t turn white and everyone realizes your fucking your water cat fox dog.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前 PSTD Pee is Stored in The Dick?
minus-squareDoomsider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前Pokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前Poke rust is a dangerous thing. Remember wrap it before you tap it
Don’t want the condom to break while fucking your vaporeon
What’s the point of even fucking a vaporeon, specifically, if you’re gonna just wear a raincoat?
Well if you do you don’t want to be known as the motherfucker who got a pokemon disease to spread to humans
Why would you go back to humans?!
I mean if it’s your job…
Pokerus is great tho, best disease anyone could get
Pokerus, or “how no-vaxers think that measles work”.
Depends. Some of them don’t even believe in viruses at all.
Fucking other species can be risky due to zoonotic illnesses.
The more you know!
excuse me this is a japanese fantasy world with living gods
capturable gods
So it doesn’t turn white and everyone realizes your fucking your water cat fox dog.
Pokérus
PSTD not to be confused with PTSD.
Pee is Stored in The Dick?
Pokemon STD, although I think STI is the preferred acronym nowadays.
Poke rust is a dangerous thing. Remember wrap it before you tap it