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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago

Anon lives in 2056

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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    Technically, if he was blowing Clinton, Clinton would be the first LGBTQ+ President, right?

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      Nah, it’s only gay if you like it

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        so trump is now accused of sexually assulting a number of women and one bill clinton

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          I mean, dude does seem pretty rapey. I wouldn’t leave my chickens alone with him.

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          What’s one more?

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        …

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        Hello from that one post about the MAGAt that won’t have pleasurable sexual with his wife cuz it’s gay

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      You who have been handed only a pale shadow of the true history. Harken to me. Before your fathers ever darkened a lady’s doorstep, America had had a gay president. And not only this, but a professional wrestler.

      This president was a Chad, nay a Gigachad - for he freed the slaves. Yes… He is the one of whom I speak. That is the true history, which we forget at great peril.

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        Pretty sure it was James Buchanan who was the first, the terrible guy right before him. Never dated women, and always lived with his “just a friend”.

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          TIL: Ben the man slut Franklin wasn’t a president of the shooty country.

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            Um, nobody said he was? He does get to be on the money, which is pretty Chad.

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              I assumed he was a good candidate and checked.

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          I never heard that about Buchanan, wasn’t a fan of his work though

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      Ohhh! Shit! You’re right! It was the best presidency ever and it was a bisexual man who did it!

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