
The poo dropped right on someone’s car.

The Lord works in mysterious ways.
This is an inferior product compared to my patented CatapoopTM and TrepoocheTM
But yours don’t also deplete our precious helium supply…?
What happened to the good old putting it into a paper bag, put the paper bag on one of your enemies’ front entrance, set the paper bag of fire, ring the door bell, run away, and watch from a safe distance?
Have you not heard about drone warfare? You can set these on fire, too!
health safety regs, damn OSHA
Send it back into nature! I love it!
This was done on the TV show, The Last Man on Earth.
Y?
But we already have the tie it to a bush because I’ll totally come back for it method
imagine walking down the street and a bag of dog poop falls on your head
It already happens with birds, so it’s not such a big change, if that’s the price of human progress.
Something similar seems to have occured in South Korea, where North Koreans would send balloons filled with shit and propaganda
Maybe it is not in a bag because the bag popped after an incident with a tern

First thing I thought of when i saw this post!
Is that Jack Black?
Which is crazy because that movie is funny.
That’s so weird, I was just talking about this movie today. Probably the first time I’ve mentioned it since I saw it 20 years ago.
Yesss was going to comment this!

Human waste management systems in a nutshell.
Out of sight, out of mind.
Out of flight
Ugh fucking corpos stealing my ideas, I’ve been flinging baggies of dog poo into the sky since 1996.
Fling and forget!
Literal shit post
Was looking for this comment. 👏
oh, oh! … wait! … oh! … I see it!!! … it’s over my house!!!

really expecting that gif to end differently
I absolutely hate dog poo bags. People will bag the poo the just toss it on the side of the trail. FFS you’re just adding plastic to the poo and making it worse. I would rather just have poo all over the trail instead of hundreds of plastic bags filled with poo 10 feet from the trail.
Agreed, it’s gross seeing poo bags on the trail.
I have a dog. I scoop the poop. I use bags that claim to be compostable and I put them in the bin. I don’t like carrying a full poo bag. That’s why I have a little scent proof zippered I hang from my leash. I don’t leave the bag on the side of the trail and lie that I’ll totally pick it up on my way back.
At home I use these magic corn based ones that dissolve in the toilet.
Yea you’re supposed to throw them in the bin not the ground, tf is wrong with people?
Have you met “people”?
I have, but most of them aren’t USians











