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IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

that is crazy!

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that is crazy!

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IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.works
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    Linus has a history of abusing that rule. Just search “Linus Torvalds Rule 34” for a comprehensive overview.

    • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Wait until you see how often Bill Gates abused Rule 34.

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      Torvalds x Stallman is what I live for

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        “Gnu slay linux.”

      • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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        Extreme porn where Richard stallman talks about unfree software. Truly masochistic software SMH

    • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip
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      “What is a thing I will never search for?”

    • Gladaed@feddit.org
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      Nothing on the site. Guess we know what we gotta do. (E621)

  • ☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.ml
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    so i got curious, and as it turns out you dont actually get tux futa. there are 8 pictures with both of the tags (“tux_the_penguin” and “futanari”). one has one has tux as a bottom (not the futa, looks like hes supposed to be a toy), and for the rest he is just in the background, a plush, a sticker etc.

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      This guy tux futas.

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I regret writing this but there needs to be content where tux is railed by futa Xenia

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        I mean… I’m not sensing a whole lot of regret here…

      • ☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.ml
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        well guess who was tux’s top

    • toman@lemmy.zip
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      There’s one of Tux and Pingu.

      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world
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        Dear god

    • IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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      what about this one (nsfw)

      • saigot@lemmy.ca
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        That’s skipper not tux!

      • ☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.ml
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        huh. this wasnt present when i looked it up

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    Instruction’s unclear kernel panicked???

  • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m just gonna believe you 100% without even looking for that. Yeah, I trust you that much.

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      While you’re at it, you should probably clean up your desktop to make it run faster. Just run “sudo rm -rf /” and it’ll never be faster. Trust

      • ☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.ml
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        unfortunately it wont work without “–no-preserve-root”

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          Are you sure? I don’t think thats true. Go ahead and run both, and let us know what you find.

  • Friendlybirdseggs@sopuli.xyz
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    Yeah no nice try buddy

  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Well played, good sirs, well played.

  • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world
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    Sigh unzips

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      *untars

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        I want to masturbate but I can’t remember the args!

        • The_Lurker@lemmy.world
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          gzip && finger | man -stur

      • Billegh@lemmy.world
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        Unxzs

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    I believe it you can’t lie on the internet

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      You can, but it’s not very comfortable.

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    I can find the image but the problem is I keep cumming as soon as I see it. Wat do

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    i can’t believe this one got me 🤦🏼‍♀️

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    Wataru Futanari. You sly bastards! 😂

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    Linus moonlights as Rick Astley.

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    For the existance of futa tux, shouldnt it be a penguinette instead of a penguin in the first place?

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      Do we even know tux’s gender? AFAIK penguins don’t have particularly strong sexual dimorphism. And TBH I think you just made “penguinette” up, “penguin” isn’t gendered.

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        I made it up, but in my defense, it sounded funny

    • lad@programming.dev
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      I believe such petty technicalities should not bother the flight of your imagination

      but

      keep in mind, what has been seen cannot be unseen

      • ServantOfRa@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        I see what you did there

  • AbidingOhmsLaw@lemmy.ml
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    Nope, Nice try!

  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    Rule 34 is NSFW! Idk the other keyword

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      It involves tentacles IIRC. I’m not going to look up if I’m right or not, perhaps some other brave soul will tell us.

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        My friend’s uncle who works for Nintendo told me that futanari is girls with dicks.

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          I’ve been told your friend’s uncle is right.

      • ClipperDefiance@lemmy.world
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        It’s not tentacles. A futanari is a woman with a (usually rather large) penis.

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          Thank you for giving me the clarification without me having to google it lmao

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