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    Monty Python: It's.

    Let me teach you a thing: “have” can be “'ve” if it is an auxiliary verb. Ta-daah.

    I can’t help you or your fucky language with “'m” or “'s” or “'re”.

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      I see “'ve” used in the possessive context, it’s not super rare but it’s not super common

      I think it’s more common in some places

      “I’ve no idea what you two are doing” is a valid sentence

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        I have an apple - in this sentence, “have” is the main verb.

        I have bought an apple - here, “to buy” is the main verb, the main action, while “have” is the auxiliary verb that lets you form the past tense “have bought”. The word “auxiliary” means helpful or supportive, an auxiliary verb supports, as it were, the main verb.

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              I think it might be more common in British English? Like “I’ve a fiver says he muffs the kick.” Or “I’ve half a mind to go down there myself.” (Curiously in American English this latter would probably still have the contraction but add a second auxiliary verb: “I’ve got half a mind to…” English is such a mess.)

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                Yeah, it’s not as uncommon the UK to hear specifically “I’ve [x]” instead of “I’ve got [x]”. I won’t be told though that Brits say “the [x] that I’ve” ;D

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              lol, really?

              I’ve an apple in one hand, and I’ve an orange in the other.
              I’ve modernity all over me.

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        Unfortunately I’ve studied English at uni thinking it might’ve in some capacity become useful by now. Alas, so far I’ve’d no opportunity to use the nonsense I’ve learnt other than to shitpost about it. Woe’m’st’ve’d is me.