2 more weeks and that’s vanilla beans.
Just rehydrate them in warm water.
— he said about the pharaoh’s mummified remains
And you said nothing about fucking them… is everything ok?
Okay is relative, isn’t it?
Texan here: the phrase is “Relatives is okay.” And then yee your haw and marry your sister…'s horse.
Edit: pew! pew! pew!
But what if one day you wake up and your sister’s pussy just doesn’t do it for you anymore?
What then?
There’s the @SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world we all know and love!
What do you think the horse is for?
For pooping, silly
yeah…if you like banana foreskin bread.
What type of chili is this?
Still good for Bananas Foster. The rum and ice cream will reactivate them.
I admire your ability to walk the razor’s edge between ambition and hubris.
I would give them a few more months, then they’ll be ready to grind.
We’re not pretty but we’re not dead… We can be banana bread!
Starting with the charcoal to bake the bread I see. how to make everything would approve.
The real trick to making a good banana bread is not to use overripe bananas at all, no, it’s to use bananas frozen and set to thaw overnight (on plate so it doesnt stain the countertop)
2 cups flour
1 cup sugar
2 eggs
3 banana
1 stick butter
1/2 cup sour cream
3/4 tsp baking powder
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
2 tsp Vanilla extractAll ingredients should be room temp, but eggs cannot sit out for longer than an hour. You can set the butter out at the same time as the bananas.
Grease a muffin pan with generous amount of coconut oil. Cook 25 minutes.
Optionally add chocolate chips, cut fruit, or walnuts.
They look like if Salad Fingers had frostbite.
Looks like carob
Time to bag em and freeze em and tell yourself you’re gonna make banana bread.
Wicked Witch Shoes
That banana is real chiquita!







