[orange, accusing]
Oh yeah, you think shapes exist?
Then name a shape, I bet you can’t

[purple, shrugging]
Uh… a circle?

[orange, getting angry]
Yeah okay but I bet you can’t name three more

[purple, shrugging harder]
…a square, a triangle, a rhombus?

[orange, so angry their body is turning into spaghetti]
Sure but you can’t name two more

[purple, stalwart]
A rectangle and a hexagon?

[orange, bent out of shape]
Okay but let’s see you name another one

[purple, calm]
A pentagon
You ok mate?

[orange, grossly deformed by anger]
Nice try but I bet you can’t list one more

[purple, worried]
Uh…
Are you ok?

[orange, grinning and pointing proudly at purple]
Heh I knew it look at this loser yall he can’t even name a shape

[purple, jaded by the interaction, has no words]

https://thebad.website/comic/variable_geometry_goalposts

  • Janx@piefed.socialEnglish
    27·
    11 hours ago

    Unapologetically smug political and social satire

    I can be a little slow at times, but I knew this wasn’t actually about shapes!

    • ameancow@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      2 hours ago

      I mean, for now it’s not about shapes.

      But there are people out there with successful movements that the Earth is flat, and that 2X2=3 and shit like that, it’s barely a matter of time before some satire-turned-subculture rises for their 15 minutes of fame for denying shapes exist.