[orange, accusing]
Oh yeah, you think shapes exist?
Then name a shape, I bet you can’t
[purple, shrugging]
Uh… a circle?
[orange, getting angry]
Yeah okay but I bet you can’t name three more
[purple, shrugging harder]
…a square, a triangle, a rhombus?
[orange, so angry their body is turning into spaghetti]
Sure but you can’t name two more
[purple, stalwart]
A rectangle and a hexagon?
[orange, bent out of shape]
Okay but let’s see you name another one
[purple, calm]
A pentagon
You ok mate?
[orange, grossly deformed by anger]
Nice try but I bet you can’t list one more
[purple, worried]
Uh…
Are you ok?
[orange, grinning and pointing proudly at purple]
Heh I knew it look at this loser yall he can’t even name a shape
[purple, jaded by the interaction, has no words]
happy cake day! or is it called something else on the fediverse
Nobody here knows what they’re doing.
sounds like prime time to set a standard, what should we call it
Independence day!
“Gap in knowledge, therefore god.”
Is that you Ben Shapiro?
Unapologetically smug political and social satire
I can be a little slow at times, but I knew this wasn’t actually about shapes!
I mean, for now it’s not about shapes.
But there are people out there with successful movements that the Earth is flat, and that 2X2=3 and shit like that, it’s barely a matter of time before some satire-turned-subculture rises for their 15 minutes of fame for denying shapes exist.
go to make “bent out of shape joke”
see it is already made in the caption
Dodecahedron.
For some reason Purple only named 2D shapes.
Cause 3D shapes are called solids
maybe it’s because they’re 2d themselves!
Then, dodecagon
Moving the goalposts in a nutshell
