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cm0002@mander.xyz to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 11 hours ago

Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence

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Yet another reason to hate on the worse DB in existence

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    Oracle is not the worse DB in existence. They are a worse company than MS, but I’d much rather be talking to Oracle than MSSQL.

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    I think we all know it actually stands for One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

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      To be honest, until now I always thought it was because of Oracles.

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    Hahaha this is cartoonishly evil, surely it can’t be true!

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      Don’t forget the support for genocide.

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    Hate to be the Devils advocate here, but Oracle is the only one (as far as i know) which provides a FREE usable server. FOREVER. Via OracleCloud

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      Until it randomly gets removed without warning

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      Mmm saas is not forever nor are loss leaders.

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      FOREVER*

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        As far as i know, yes. Forever. Only 1 cloud provider that gives free usable server FOREVER (until they eventually change their policy or something)

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    Ah, that answers the question “when did oracle become so evil?”

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      “Become”?

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        Yeah, from the beginning

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