He looks vaguely Andy Samberg(-y)

Oof ouch my pancreas
I mean, If I were to try that at my age, the feeling the next day would not be dissimilar from a hangover
I quit drinking, but I still get hangovers from sugar intake and bad sleep. It sucks! I did the thing that was supposed to solve that.
The alcohol is only a contributor in hangovers.My eating habits especially close to bed absolutely dictate my quality of sleep and how I feel in the morning. Just not coffee, wooo ADHD
I assume half a pound of M&Ms would destroy me. (I have no idea how heavy a pound is)
About as heavy as four quarterpounders
there are 453 grams in a pound
Only if your dealer rounds down.
Should be closer to 454.
My dealer usually cuts my supply with Skittles and perler beads. He’s a piece of shit.
Less than 1/4 kilo. I just cut it in half, roughly it works out. Don’t ask me about stones though.
Ok I could probably handle that. For some reason I had 28kg in my head when reading it.
Pretty sure its like 16 oz or something
M&Ms oughtn’t be measured in units of pounds.
Nothing should be. Grams are so much easier. Imperial units feel like trying to do math while on mushrooms. When I find a recipe in imperial units I just quit lol
M&Ms oughtn’t be measured in units of kg.
I mean, it only makes sense. Measure freedom pebbles with freedom units
When he says hungover, what he means is diarrhea: experience.
That was my first thought. “I know why I don’t eat like that anymore …”
Those binge habits will translate great when they’re older…







